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Grew up waaaaaay out of town, so when I saw manholes in town, there had to be alligators lurking down there.
 
1. That ATM's just gave out free money to everyone.

2. Firefighters brought their engine home with them on a night.

3. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were real.

4. I thought parents popped out of a hole in the ground and then when I got old enough, they'd move out and find another place to live.

You can tell I was a weird kid.
 
I didn't know animals shed their teeth like humans do. I thought my mother had knocked out my dog's tooth.
 
I thought babies were made by people kissing, though I knew it had to be a man and a woman and just on the cheek because there'd be babies everywhere. I think it helped if they were in love too.

My best weird stuff came much later
 
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