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Aeeeee!!! DP, those tater tots with their eyes all aglow will give me nightmares. But meanwhile, I have a craving for fries. Thank you, I think!

:D
 
shereads said:
Aeeeee!!! DP, those tater tots with their eyes all aglow will give me nightmares. But meanwhile, I have a craving for fries. Thank you, I think!

:D
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:devil:
 
dee1124 said:
Thanks, Perdita, I'll keep that in mind. Of course, I have found nipples to be decent indicators of the ambient temperature.:D

Dee
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Rofl :) Indeed they are. I got 20 of 20 :)

-Colly
 
Re: Hey.

Linbido said:
Anyone for a donut?
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Good lord almighty!

Girl, all I can say is, thank GOD I don't do drugs anymore. This would have pushed me right into bugs-r-crawling-on-me territory. I'm stone cold sober right now, and it almost happened anyway.

This is what my eyes looked like while watching these donuts:

(• •)


Is it just me?
 
Oh, great. I've been awake for the last 40 hours and now I have a whole night of weird nightmares to look forward to. Thanks a lot!

Sheesh, I have never even done drugs...
 
Lauren Hynde said:
Oh, great. I've been awake for the last 40 hours and now I have a whole night of weird nightmares to look forward to. Thanks a lot!

Sheesh, I have never even done drugs...
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Well, you should have. With the right drugs, between us we could have eaten those damn donuts before they had a chance to make our eyes go all funny.
 
damppanties said:
The donuts hate me. :eek:
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They didn't mention your name, specifically, when they began speaking to me.

The ones with the sprinkles looked tasty, though, and they didn't say much.
 
shereads: The ones with the sprinkles looked tasty, though, and they didn't say much.
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They just stared at me like they hated me. Boo hoo.

Okay. Poor donuts.

That's what I feel for them. Pity.

Yes. Pity.

So? Can't I?
 
Because it's never too late to give a really good gift -- I saw this in the Sharper Image catalog and laughed out loud. Had to find it on their website so I could share it.

For the one in every thirty-seven-thousand dog owners who can't tell when their dog is happy or sad, the Sharper Image now sells --

Bow-Lingual, The Dog Translator
#TK100BLU
__ $99.95

Sophisticated Bow-Lingual Dog Translator turns "woofs" into words!

* Understand what your "best friend" is trying to communicate.
* Mic transmits barks to the wireless receiver.
* Barks are digitized into voice prints.
* Displays one of six emotions.

It's the picture that slays me:
 
dr_mabeuse said:
In the spirit of the season, I thought it would be nice if we exchange gifts by giving each other a link to a favorite site.

Here's mine: To all lovers of really terrible music:

http://www.miserablemelodies.com/

This is one of my favorite all-time sites. If you like music that's so bad that it transcends the very idea of taste, this is the place for you. If you want to hear Eilert Pilarm, the "Swedish Elvis", or Lou Reed's "Take a Walk On The Wild Side" sung by a 73 year-old German chanteuse, or Attorney General John Ashcroft singing a patriotic chest-thumper ("Fly Eagle Fly"), or William Shatner chewing the scenery in "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man", they're all here. The tunes download fast, and the stuff is just amazing.
(My own favorite is the Portsmouth Sinfonia doing "Thus Spake Zarathustra". Not to be fucking believed.)

Merry Christmas all, and Happy Hannukah too.

---dr.M.
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BUMP 2004*

I haven't started my Christmas shopping. By bumping this thread, I hope to get in a giving mood without spending a cent. Here's my gift to the Authors Hangout:

http://www.pocketcalculatorshow.com/boombox/

What did you get for me?
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
Don't abuse prescription drugs, inbibe to much eggnog, or chew off your fingernails.

When you have too much time on your hands, waste it with PERPETUAL BUBBLEWRAP!
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You know...If they'd let the bubbles remain destroyed for a minute each, I could spend a lot of time with this site.

:eek:
 
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