Wrong answer - game thread

[Emperor_Nero]

No thanks. I'll use a comb.

Would you ever climb to the top of a tall mountain?

Would you be there waiting when I arrived?

 

[SweetWitch]

Would you be there waiting when I arrived?

I'm out of chocolate.

Do you think it's going to snow again?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I'm out of chocolate.

Do you think it's going to snow again?

No, just rain.

Are there any jobs available as a chocolate delivery man?

 

[kimbalee]

No, just rain.

Are there any jobs available as a chocolate delivery man?

there is an opening for one that had my house on the route...

do you make daily house calls?

 

[Austin8]

there is an opening for one that had my house on the route...

do you make daily house calls?

Must i deliver every time?

 

[slyc_willie]

Must i deliver every time?

Only if you like tips.

(Of what, is up to you )

Do tsunamis suck or blow?

 

[SweetWitch]

Only if you like tips.

(Of what, is up to you )

Do tsunamis suck or blow?

They fall.

What was the cause of the civil war?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

They fall.

What was the cause of the civil war?

An extreme shortage of chocolate delivery men.

Do you want fries with that?

 

[SweetWitch]

An extreme shortage of chocolate delivery men.

Do you want fries with that?

I prefer men.

What will be the consequences of my playing hooky?

 

[CarolinaHeat]

I prefer men.

What will be the consequences of my playing hooky?

sex on the beach

what's your favorite drink?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

sex on the beach

what's your favorite drink?

black tar

What do find when you de-construct a house?

 

[SweetWitch]

black tar

What do find when you de-construct a house?

Great aunt Lucy's remains.

Who invented chocolate?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Great aunt Lucy's remains.

Who invented chocolate?

Some guy trying to get lucky.

Would you like some chocolate?

 

[SweetWitch]

Some guy trying to get lucky.

Would you like some chocolate?

I can't find it.

Should I write now?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I can't find it.

Should I write now?

You should kiss me you fool

Sound like a plan?

 

[kimbalee]

You should kiss me you fool

Sound like a plan?

any time you like.

wanna start now?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

any time you like.

wanna start now?

I'd rather start 10 minutes ago

Ever heard a googlephonic stereo with a moon rock needle?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I'd rather start 10 minutes ago

Ever heard a googlephonic stereo with a moon rock needle?

pounding out those silent tunes from far away...


When the moon glow is shining down on me, what ate the chances of getting lucky?

 

[TE999]

pounding out those silent tunes from far away...


When the moon glow is shining down on me, what ate the chances of getting lucky?

I think it was Godzilla.


If a rose by any other name really smells as sweet, what about a skunk named Rose?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I think it was Godzilla.


If a rose by any other name really smells as sweet, what about a skunk named Rose?

A rose named skunk would still smell better.

Why do squirrels always seem so damn chipper?

 

[SweetWitch]

A rose named skunk would still smell better.

Why do squirrels always seem so damn chipper?

Because they ate the Muffin Man.

Where are my Cruel Shoes?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because they ate the Muffin Man.

Where are my Cruel Shoes?

Under your bed, next to the stillettos.

What's for dinner tomorrow night?

 

[Handley_Page]

What's for dinner tomorrow night?

Boiled house-brick and cement salad.

Should this valve be open ?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Boiled house-brick and cement salad.

Should this valve be open ?

Only if you're a lifeform that breathes methane.

Where have all the flowers gone?

 

[Austin8]

Only if you're a lifeform that breathes methane.

Where have all the flowers gone?

To be with the cruel shoes.

Where's next to nowhere?