Emperor_Nero
Ever have 1 of those days
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I'd love to.
Can I bring the princess?
Sure ... she can play with the pooch
What should I make for dinner?
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I'd love to.
Can I bring the princess?
Sure ... she can play with the pooch
What should I make for dinner?
How about soup?
chicken noodle ok?
I think I'm more in the mood for cabbage and smoked sausage..
Can you do that?
But I don't have any cabbage or smoked sausage on hand
Any other suggestions for chicken?
Corn chowder?
It turned into chicken and dumplings, so I can feed the in-laws that are now on the way over
Going to be around later???
Maybe. I'm sick with the flu, though.
Will you come pamper me?
He normally brings nipple clamps.
Have you had your chicken soup yet?
No, but I did have ham and bean
Who was bringing the nipple clamps?
I think that would be Rob.
How are you this fine evening?
You don't really want to know ...
Wanna come cheer me up?
Yeah, as long as you pamper me while I do it.
Why does Pepto Bismo have to taste so nasty?
Because it's pink
Does cooking dinner count as pampering?
Yes.
Will you give me a good bongering, too?

Most definitely ... maybe even two or three
Anything else I can do for you?![]()
Will you read me a bedtime story?
Sounds delicious.
Will you be my evil monkey?
Do you promise to pet me and stroke me every day?
Yes. Do monkeys purr?

I'm not sure ... but I've heard they spit
Is that a problem?
It can be.
Do they brush their teeth?![]()
Certainly
Do you want mouthwash too?