Wrong answer - game thread

[Emperor_Nero]

Pizza with everything (except anchovies--yuck)

Is it me or is the moon brighter than usual tonight?

There's a moon?
(really, with all these clouds, I can't tell)

 

[SweetWitch]

There's a moon?
(really, with all these clouds, I can't tell)

Yeah.

Should I hang it out again?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yeah.

Should I hang it out again?

Please, oh please

Are you going to do it here, or will this be a private showing?

 

[SweetWitch]

Please, oh please

Are you going to do it here, or will this be a private showing?

It won't happen for a while.

Which would you prefer?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It won't happen for a while.

Which would you prefer?

Definitely private showing

Think maybe it could be a "Hands-on" demonstration?

 

[SweetWitch]

Definitely private showing

Think maybe it could be a "Hands-on" demonstration?

All things are possible under the moon.

Where would you like to start?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

All things are possible under the moon.

Where would you like to start?

Well, since you said under the moon, I guess I should start by rubbing your feet and then work my way up

Sound good?

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, since you said under the moon, I guess I should start by rubbing your feet and then work my way up

Sound good?

Mmmm...

Is there anything you can't do?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Mmmm...

Is there anything you can't do?

Juggle chainsaws

Anything specific you want me to do?

 

[SweetWitch]

Juggle chainsaws

Anything specific you want me to do?

Take you time.

Can you do that?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Take you time.

Can you do that?

Probably the second time

Will that be OK?

 

[SweetWitch]

Probably the second time

Will that be OK?

More than okay.

Do we get a seventh inning stretch?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

More than okay.

Do we get a seventh inning stretch?

Should I arrange a guest conductor to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"?

 

[SweetWitch]

Should I arrange a guest conductor to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"?

I don't think that will be necessary.

Shall I arrange for a tank of oxygen to be available for when I wear you out?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I don't think that will be necessary.

Shall I arrange for a tank of oxygen to be available for when I wear you out?

Yes

And can I have one of those big 5 gallon jugs filled with water and a big straw?

 

[Guest]

Yes

And can I have one of those big 5 gallon jugs filled with water and a big straw?

Now, that's kinky...

Are you going to sell tickets?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yes

And can I have one of those big 5 gallon jugs filled with water and a big straw?

Oooo... Can I have one too?

 

[Guest]

Oooo... Can I have one too?

As long as you have more than one bathroom handy.

Shall we stock up on fire extinguishers, just in case?

 

[SweetWitch]

As long as you have more than one bathroom handy.

Shall we stock up on fire extinguishers, just in case?

Good idea.

What's the best way to transport two large live ducks on a long trip across the state?

 

[Guest]

Good idea.

What's the best way to transport two large live ducks on a long trip across the state?

Tie them on long leads behind your car and make them work for it.

Where do you find a sign that says, "Duck, or grouse"?

 

[DesertPirate]

Tie them on long leads behind your car and make them work for it.

Where do you find a sign that says, "Duck, or grouse"?

At the goose market

Which shotgun 16 or 20?

 

[Guest]

At the goose market

Which shotgun 16 or 20?

Depends if you're after ducks, grouse, or geese.

How about a raffle where the prize is a chance to hunt with the vice president?

 

[DesertPirate]

Depends if you're after ducks, grouse, or geese.

How about a raffle where the prize is a chance to hunt with the vice president?

Sure, If one of the Dems wins they won't know which end of the gun to hold

How about a Safari with voluptuary_manque?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sure, If one of the Dems wins they won't know which end of the gun to hold

How about a Safari with voluptuary_manque?

Where's the bomb shelter?

 

[DesertPirate]

Where's the bomb shelter?

Under your house.


Shotguns or grenades?