Wrong answer - game thread

[only_more_so]

Under your house.


Shotguns or grenades?

I prefer something a little less discriment, like mustard gas.

Is it actually possible that I'm still drunk from last night?

 

[DesertPirate]

I prefer something a little less discriment, like mustard gas.

Is it actually possible that I'm still drunk from last night?

Probable.


Why would anyone drink that much?

 

[SweetWitch]

Probable.


Why would anyone drink that much?

The folly of youth.

What the hell happened to spring?

 

[DesertPirate]

The folly of youth.

What the hell happened to spring?

The azaleas and dogwoods bloomed sometime in the last month
Saturday 88, today 64 .

Does anyone have a clue?

 

[Guest]

The azaleas and dogwoods bloomed sometime in the last month
Saturday 88, today 64 .

Does anyone have a clue?

Colonel Mustard, of course.

Why should one extend oneself?

 

[DesertPirate]

Colonel Mustard, of course.

Why should one extend oneself?

Stretching is good.


Why exercise?

 

[Guest]

Stretching is good.


Why exercise?

It's like masturbation in reverse--it doesn't feel good at the time, but it actually accomplishes something.

Who was the son of Sun Tzu?

 

[SweetWitch]

It's like masturbation in reverse--it doesn't feel good at the time, but it actually accomplishes something.

Who was the son of Sun Tzu?

Does it matter?

 

[DesertPirate]

Does it matter?

Of course not.


Where is Nero?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Of course not.


Where is Nero?

Right here

Miss me?

 

[SweetWitch]

Right here

Miss me?

YES!

Never stay away that long again, you hear?

 

[fungi469]

Never stay away that long again, you hear?

huh??

Did you say something?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

huh??

Did you say something?

Yes ... that Billy goats bring good luck

Does that sound right?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yes ... that Billy goats bring good luck

Does that sound right?

No. Billy goats are mean.

Are you all unpacked?

 

[fungi469]

Yes ... that Billy goats bring good luck

Does that sound right?

what? Hillary gets to throw up?? I don't think so, do you?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

what? Hillary gets to throw up?? I don't think so, do you?

I don't know ... all that drinking she was doing in Pennslyvania

Why am I already getting so sleepy?

 

[fungi469]

Why am I already getting so sleepy?

I dunno. Why are you looking at my watch?
tic toc tic toc

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I dunno. Why are you looking at my watch?
tic toc tic toc

Are you trying to hypnotise me?

 

[fungi469]

Are you trying to hypnotise me?

you will think you are a great emperor...

is it working?

 

[SweetWitch]

you will think you are a great emperor...

is it working?

He already is a great Emperor.

Why are there kids in my yard at this hour?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

He already is a great Emperor.

Why are there kids in my yard at this hour?

Do they have candy and flowers or are they just following the gang leader?

 

[SweetWitch]

Do they have candy and flowers or are they just following the gang leader?

Who cares. I just ran the little brats off.

How're are the new digs?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Who cares. I just ran the little brats off.

How're are the new digs?

The piles of boxes are getting smaller

Do baby ducks count as nice new neighbors?

 

[SweetWitch]

The piles of boxes are getting smaller

Do baby ducks count as nice new neighbors?

Yes. I sent my little ducks back to the farm. They'll be happier there.

Wait. You're not planning on cooking them, are you?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes. I sent my little ducks back to the farm. They'll be happier there.

Wait. You're not planning on cooking them, are you?

No ... they live on a little pond out back. Saw them following mom across the water while I was out walking the dog.

Why are they so cute?