Wrong answer - game thread

[WaltsFrozenHead]

What's the deal with the three blind mice?

The cautionary tale about masturbation to Disney movies.

Why is it called a dildo?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

The cautionary tale about masturbation to Disney movies.

Why is it called a dildo?

Hundreds of years ago, a woman who liked pickles discoverd that a DILL will DO

Why is moving such a hassle?

 

[fungi469]

Why is moving such a hassle?

because the earth rotates counterclockwise

Why doesn't Santa Claus believe in the Easter Bunny?

 

[SweetWitch]

Hundreds of years ago, a woman who liked pickles discoverd that a DILL will DO

Why is moving such a hassle?

Are you moving?

 

[SweetWitch]

because the earth rotates counterclockwise

Why doesn't Santa Claus believe in the Easter Bunny?

Professional competition.

Why is he in love with the tooth fairy?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Are you moving?

Yes ... hopefully very soon

Professional competition.

Why is he in love with the tooth fairy?

Because she's hot ... and she has this trick she can do with her wings

Why is the sky blue?

 

[fungi469]

Why is the sky blue?

Because she has this trick she can do with her wings

why do stars fall out of the sky every time you walk by?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because she has this trick she can do with her wings

why do stars fall out of the sky every time you walk by?

I have an incredibly large gravitational pull

If the house is a rockin', should you be a knockin'?

 

[SweetWitch]

I have an incredibly large gravitational pull

If the house is a rockin', should you be a knockin'?

Only if I want to join the fun.

May I?

 

[fungi469]

I have an incredibly large gravitational pull

If the house is a rockin', should you be a knockin'?

NEVER knock up a house

why do men have a hole in their pockets?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Only if I want to join the fun.

May I?

Anxiously awaiting a knock on the door

Why am I still hungry?

 

[SweetWitch]

Anxiously awaiting a knock on the door

Why am I still hungry?

Did you have dessert?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Did you have dessert?

No

Are you offering?

 

[SweetWitch]

No

Are you offering?

Would you like whipped cream with that?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Would you like whipped cream with that?

Sure

Can I have chocolate sauce too?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sure

Can I have chocolate sauce too?

How about a cherry on top?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

How about a cherry on top?

Two would be better

How long do you think it would take me to eat that?

 

[Anne08]

Two would be better

How long do you think it would take me to eat that?

Batman

 

[TE999]

Batman

Penguin

 

[Anne08]

oh, I was supposed to ask a question, too, wasn't I? lol

 

[TE999]

oh, I was supposed to ask a question, too, wasn't I? lol

Yep. Go for it!

 

[SweetWitch]

Yep. Go for it!

You were supposed to ask a question, too.

Didn't you know that?

 

[fungi469]

You were supposed to ask a question, too.

Didn't you know that?

only if you have pubes stuck in your teeth!

Do you?

 

[Guest]

only if you have pubes stuck in your teeth!

Do you?

I think you're projecting.

Who the hell thought up housework?

 

[fungi469]

Who the hell thought up housework?

You're assuming that they were thinking!

Is Timbukthree the town after Timbuktu?