Wrong answer - game thread

[SweetWitch]

Enron of course.

Why is Tony Blair?

Freak of nature.

What's this scandal about the plate running off with the spoon?

 

[DesertPirate]

Freak of nature.

What's this scandal about the plate running off with the spoon?

pottering around in the pottery


Where are the knives?

 

[Guest]

pottering around in the pottery


Where are the knives?

Making Merry with Windsor.

"Pussy's in the well." Is this a new fetish?

 

[SweetWitch]

Making Merry with Windsor.

"Pussy's in the well." Is this a new fetish?

Everyone's doing it.

Why did the piper's son steal that goose anyway?

 

[Guest]

Everyone's doing it.

Why did the piper's son steal that goose anyway?

He's a frotteurist.

How high was the ho in the derry-o?

 

[SweetWitch]

He's a frotteurist.

How high was the ho in the derry-o?

As high as that Columbian gold could take it.

Why did Clementine where boxes for shoes?

 

[Guest]

As high as that Columbian gold could take it.

Why did Clementine where boxes for shoes?

Poor reality testing.

"Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub..."

Who says there's no gay agenda?

 

[SweetWitch]

Poor reality testing.

"Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub..."

Who says there's no gay agenda?

That would be the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker. They're special friends.

Just who the hell are Winkin, Blinkin and Nod?

 

[Guest]

That would be the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker. They're special friends.

Just who the hell are Winkin, Blinkin and Nod?

Three leisure suit-wearing losers in a pickup bar.

Did anyone actually see Wee Willy's Winkle?

 

[SweetWitch]

Three leisure suit-wearing losers in a pickup bar.

Did anyone actually see Wee Willy's Winkle?

I hear it's quite small.

Why does John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt's name have to be my name too?

 

[Guest]

I hear it's quite small.

Why does John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt's name have to be my name too?

Karma, not that I give a Schmidt.

Why did Jack have to be quick?

 

[SweetWitch]

Karma, not that I give a Schmidt.

Why did Jack have to be quick?

So he wouldn't be caught defiling the candlestick.

Why was Old King Cole so merry?

 

[kimbalee]

Cause he just got some.

Why are we going 'round the mulberry bush?

 

[Guest]

Cause he just got some.

Why are we going 'round the mulberry bush?

Because going through is really painful, and not in a good way.

From what part of his anatomy did Little Boy Blue derive his name?

 

[SweetWitch]

Because going through is really painful, and not in a good way.

From what part of his anatomy did Little Boy Blue derive his name?

His, um, horn...

How much wool did those black sheep have?

 

[Guest]

His, um, horn...

How much wool did those black sheep have?

57 bags, but they only claimed 3 for tax purposes.

(Where there's a wool, there's a way.)


What's with this false imprisonment in a pumpkin shell gig?

 

[SweetWitch]

57 bags, but they only claimed 3 for tax purposes.

(Where there's a wool, there's a way.)


What's with this false imprisonment in a pumpkin shell gig?

Vigilantism.

How come Little Tommy Tucker had no wife?

 

[Guest]

Vigilantism.

How come Little Tommy Tucker had no wife?

Because he tried "truth in advertising."

Which "Queen" did pussycat visit?

 

[SweetWitch]

Because he tried "truth in advertising."

Which "Queen" did pussycat visit?

The one named Jerry, hangs out at the cowboy bar.

What's the deal with Jack Spratt and his wife?

 

[Guest]

The one named Jerry, hangs out at the cowboy bar.

What's the deal with Jack Spratt and his wife?

It's a misprint--should read, "...His wife could eat Eileen."

"Fee Fi Fo Fum!" Alliterative genius, or speech impediment? (If the latter, extra points for what it means.)

 

[SweetWitch]

It's a misprint--should read, "...His wife could eat Eileen."

"Fee Fi Fo Fum!" Alliterative genius, or speech impediment? (If the latter, extra points for what it means.)

Impediment, Be my ho, hon.

Why did the Knave of Hearts steal the tarts?

 

[Guest]

Impediment, Be my ho, hon.

Why did the Knave of Hearts steal the tarts?

Your answer to my question is the answer to your question--he tried, "Be my ho, hun," but they wouldn't go voluntarily.

"A diller, a dollar, a ten o'clock scholar! What makes you come so soon?"

 

[SweetWitch]

Your answer to my question is the answer to your question--he tried, "Be my ho, hun," but they wouldn't go voluntarily.

"A diller, a dollar, a ten o'clock scholar! What makes you come so soon?"

Premature ejaculation.

Do you like hot cross buns?

 

[Guest]

Premature ejaculation.

Do you like hot cross buns?

Beneath me, naked and slathered in butter, absolutely!

Did Bobby Shaftoe shaft the girl he left behind?

 

[SweetWitch]

Beneath me, naked and slathered in butter, absolutely!

Did Bobby Shaftoe shaft the girl he left behind?

Worse. He left her bound with his shiny buckles.

What's the deal with the three blind mice?