Wrong answer - game thread

[Emperor_Nero]

How about now?

I can't drive THAT fast

How about noon?

 

[SweetWitch]

I can't drive THAT fast

How about noon?

I'll be on a train long before then.

Will you kiss me good night?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I'll be on a train long before then.

Will you kiss me good night?

I meant tomorrow
And yes


Will you sleep well?

 

[SweetWitch]

I meant tomorrow
And yes


Will you sleep well?

I'll try.

Will you, too?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I'll try.

Will you, too?

What little of it there will be...

Why does time seem to slow down while you're waiting, but speed up when you don't have enough of it?

 

[SweetWitch]

What little of it there will be...

Why does time seem to slow down while you're waiting, but speed up when you don't have enough of it?

Gremlins.

Did you get much sleep?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Gremlins.

Did you get much sleep?

About 4 hours

Did you sleep well or did the buzz saw keep you up?

 

[SweetWitch]

About 4 hours

Did you sleep well or did the buzz saw keep you up?

I believe you mean the freight train.

Will you be leaving me early tonight?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I believe you mean the freight train.

Will you be leaving me early tonight?

Yes, but probably not because of lack of sleep

Are you packed yet?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yes, but probably not because of lack of sleep

Are you packed yet?

No. Sigh.

Are you?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

No. Sigh.

Are you?

Still have laundry to do first

Not going to forget your swimsuit are you?

 

[SweetWitch]

Still have laundry to do first

Not going to forget your swimsuit are you?

Shit!

Wanna help wiht my laundry? (Or my %$#* taxes?)

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Shit!

Wanna help wiht my laundry? (Or my %$#* taxes?)

I've got my own laundry ... thanks (taxes have been done for almost a month though

Are you going to answer the swimsuit question?

 

[SweetWitch]

I've got my own laundry ... thanks (taxes have been done for almost a month though

Are you going to answer the swimsuit question?

I have it on my list.

Are you sure you really want to see me in it?

 

[DesertPirate]

I have it on my list.

Are you sure you really want to see me in it?

YES and a picture would be nice

Why do you argue about being gorgeous?

 

[fungi469]

Why do you argue about being gorgeous?

The devil made me do it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

 

[DesertPirate]

The devil made me do it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

437


Who else actually did it?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

437


Who else actually did it?

Bob W. Smith from Topeka, Kansas in 1962

Is it quiet in here or just me?

 

[DesertPirate]

Bob W. Smith from Topeka, Kansas in 1962

Is it quiet in here or just me?

It's quiet everywhere because of CLIT 08

Is it fun?

 

[Guest]

It's quiet everywhere because of CLIT 08

Is it fun?

Most clits are, in my experience.

How can you tell if a penis has a sense of humor?

 

[fungi469]

How can you tell if a penis has a sense of humor?

Lorena Bobbit would say "If he's a cut up!"

how can you tell if a pussy has a sense of humor?

 

[Guest]

Lorena Bobbit would say "If he's a cut up!"

how can you tell if a pussy has a sense of humor?

It doesn't hiss when you tell it a joke.

Why did the cock cross the road?

 

[DesertPirate]

It doesn't hiss when you tell it a joke.

Why did the cock cross the road?

Lorena threw it


Does anyone care about the Bobbits now?

 

[Guest]

Lorena threw it


Does anyone care about the Bobbits now?

Only Robby the Robot from Lost in Space.

Vampires: groovy, or do they just suck?

 

[LitEroCat]

Lorena threw it


Does anyone care about the Bobbits now?

She's in the news again in a traffic incident. Seems some DICK cut her off!