DesertPirate
Sailing from the desert
- Joined
- Mar 20, 2006
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Only Robby the Robot from Lost in Space.
Vampires: groovy, or do they just suck?
They started blowing instead.
Can we build one better than Frankenstein?
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Only Robby the Robot from Lost in Space.
Vampires: groovy, or do they just suck?
They started blowing instead.
Can we build one better than Frankenstein?
You're the evil twin's doppelganger.
Why are fish?
Because they can't cut bait.
Do evil twin doppelgangers get a two-for-one discount?
Always
Can we build better than the book?
everyone lies.Until books develop opposable thumbs, yes.
Opinion polls: what's your opinion?
everyone lies.
What's an opinion?
There are a lot of opinions about that...
Since vampires have now switched to blowing, does that mean the Hoover Dam sucks?
No, you aren't damned for sucking, you're damned for not sucking.
With all the talk of Frankenstein and Vampires, what ever happened to Mr. Werewolf?
Last seen at the hair salon. (shudder)
Anybody remember "Attack of the Crab Monsters?"
Was that the one like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?"
Does anyone remember "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?"
There's a chink in the air.
Do you like meetings in very small, crowded rooms?
If it's mostly women.
Did the ones that went to Chicago have fun?
At last report, no meetings have been harmed during the Chicago event.
Do you believe in color television?
I also believe in Santa!
Do you watch racing?
Every weekday morning during my commute.
What's the best tax-deductible perversion?
Giving nylons to good will.
If you were trapped on a deserted Island with one other person, who would you pick?
Captain Ahab--we'd have a whale of a good time!
What evolutionry quirk created fucktards?
Reproduction by democrats
Am I going to get slammed for that?![]()
Only because you let em off easy.
Speaking of reproducing, anyone see Idiocracy?
Nobody wanted to, they can watch the news.
Has Congress always been a thundering herd of dumbass?
Um, have you been trapped on a tropical island in the south pacific all your life?![]()
What a terrible punishment.
Did you shop for extra sarcsm in Chicago?
It was on sale ... she's stocked up for YEARS now
Who's ready for Opening Day?