Wrong answer - game thread

[SweetWitch]

I am getting sleepy

Do you need a good tucking?

Yes.

Um... Did you spell that right?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes.

Um... Did you spell that right?

Yes ... you asked about about bedtime and I asked if you needed a thorough tucking (in). Spelled correctly

Do you buy that?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yes ... you asked about about bedtime and I asked if you needed a thorough tucking (in). Spelled correctly

Do you buy that?

Not a word of it. I like that about you.

Will you kiss me good night and tuck away then?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Not a word of it. I like that about you.

Will you kiss me good night and tuck away then?

OK ... but no promises that you're going to get any sleep

Want to go for a ride tomorrow?

 

[SweetWitch]

OK ... but no promises that you're going to get any sleep

Want to go for a ride tomorrow?

I wish, but I gotta work.

Why didn't I marry rich?

Good night.

 

[Ganyeka]

You couldn't afford it.

What happens if you strap buttered toast, butter side uppermost, to the back of a cat, then drop it out a window, thus testing the competing hypothesis that bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet?

 

[kimbalee]

You couldn't afford it.

What happens if you strap buttered toast, butter side uppermost, to the back of a cat, then drop it out a window, thus testing the competing hypothesis that bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet?

I think Myth Busters already did that one.

Didn't you see it?

 

[only_more_so]

I think Myth Busters already did that one.

Didn't you see it?

I saw naw-Zink!

Have you ever noticed that coming up with clever questions is harder than coming up with witty answers?

 

[DesertPirate]

I saw naw-Zink!

Have you ever noticed that coming up with clever questions is harder than coming up with witty answers?

I studied witty answers under Bob Hope

Didn't you copy a master?

 

[only_more_so]

I studied witty answers under Bob Hope

Didn't you copy a master?

Only Chuck Norris and he beats answers out of people, he doesn't give them.

Who would win in a fight, the Dalai Lama or Ghandi?

 

[DesertPirate]

Only Chuck Norris and he beats answers out of people, he doesn't give them.

Who would win in a fight, the Dalai Lama or Ghandi?

I have the sleeping bag concession


Do politicians believe half of what they say?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I have the sleeping bag concession


Do politicians believe half of what they say?

Sure they do ... it's a side effect from all the crap handlers pump into their brains

Isn't the scarier thing that they believe we believe it?

 

[only_more_so]

Sure they do ... it's a side effect from all the crap handlers pump into their brains

Isn't the scarier thing that they believe we believe it?

No, the scary thing is the people who actually do believe it. Either that or the people who won't believe the truth when a politician manages to say it.

Which is higher the percentage of scumbag lawyers or scumbag politicians?

 

[Guest]

No, the scary thing is the people who actually do believe it. Either that or the people who won't believe the truth when a politician manages to say it.

Which is higher the percentage of scumbag lawyers or scumbag politicians?

They're both at 100%.

Who came up with TGIF?

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

They're both at 100%.

Who came up with TGIF?

The guy with the restaurant chain.

Where is everyone?

 

[Guest]

The guy with the restaurant chain.

Where is everyone?

Over there.

So, the real name of the chain is, "Toes Go In First?"

 

[only_more_so]

Over there.

So, the real name of the chain is, "Toes Go In First?"

No, Tits go in front.

So who drilled all those square holes that the round pegs don't fit into?

 

[Guest]

No, Tits go in front.

So who drilled all those square holes that the round pegs don't fit into?

People with a mortising bit.

Armageddon sick of hearing about the end of the world. Are you?

 

[kimbalee]

People with a mortising bit.

Armageddon sick of hearing about the end of the world. Are you?

Yes, quite frankly, I am.

Where's Waldo?

 

[Guest]

Yes, quite frankly, I am.

Where's Waldo?

Check your lingerie drawer; cute name for it!

Legal briefs or boxer rebellions?

 

[kimbalee]

Check your lingerie drawer; cute name for it!

Legal briefs or boxer rebellions?

(lol, good answer, I like it! drawer too full of lacy things, Waldo in box under bed. )

Neither, I like boxer briefs on my man.

Paper or plastic?

 

[DesertPirate]

(lol, good answer, I like it! drawer too full of lacy things, Waldo in box under bed. )

Neither, I like boxer briefs on my man.

Paper or plastic?

concrete


Key West or St Croix?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

concrete


Key West or St Croix?

Maui

Why can't I think of a good question?

 

[SweetWitch]

Maui

Why can't I think of a good question?

Question block.

Why is it cold again?!?

 

[DesertPirate]

Question block.

Why is it cold again?!?

You're right it is cold

Did my wife just walk through?