Wrong answer - game thread

[SweetWitch]

Not sure ... never worked on a nose before

Can't you just blink to fix the nose?

The blinkers need rewired.

No way I can talk you into meeting me half-way?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

The blinkers need rewired.

No way I can talk you into meeting me half-way?

Not tonight ... I'd fall asleep on the way

Maybe tomorrow?

 

[SweetWitch]

Not tonight ... I'd fall asleep on the way

Maybe tomorrow?

You got it.

Will you kiss me good night, then?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

You got it.

Will you kiss me good night, then?

And hello and good morning and good afternoon and ...

Does that sound fun?

 

[SweetWitch]

And hello and good morning and good afternoon and ...

Does that sound fun?

It tickles...

How are you today?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It tickles...

How are you today?

Awake

It's Saturday morning ... should I turn on cartoons?

 

[Guest]

Awake

It's Saturday morning ... should I turn on cartoons?

"A horny cartoon ees an ugggly theeng.."

Any "Young Frankenstein" fans out there?

 

[DesertPirate]

"A horny cartoon ees an ugggly theeng.."

Any "Young Frankenstein" fans out there?

Just me, better known as Igor

My #1 son in law gave me the directors cut for my 50th bday
Good kid, for a damn kid

What about Blazing Saddles?

 

[SweetWitch]

Just me, better known as Igor

My #1 son in law gave me the directors cut for my 50th bday
Good kid, for a damn kid

What about Blazing Saddles?

There's no chewing gum on line!

How many Johnsons lived in the town?

 

[DesertPirate]

There's no chewing gum on line!

How many Johnsons lived in the town?

Thirty-seven


Why don't we need no stinking badges?

 

[Guest]

Thirty-seven


Why don't we need no stinking badges?

They're still working on the logo design for Bolivian bandito badges.

Why isn't the grandson of a Johnson a Johnsonsonson?

 

[DesertPirate]

They're still working on the logo design for Bolivian bandito badges.

Why isn't the grandson of a Johnson a Johnsonsonson?

To big of a Johnson


Did Howard prefer Ice Cream or Hotels?

 

[Guest]

To big of a Johnson


Did Howard prefer Ice Cream or Hotels?

Ice cream--he really liked both Ben and Jerry.

Does my personal energy crisis have anything to do with the high cost of oil?

 

[DesertPirate]

Ice cream--he really liked both Ben and Jerry.

Does my personal energy crisis have anything to do with the high cost of oil?

High cost of coffee


What do married couples use vaseline for?

 

[Guest]

High cost of coffee


What do married couples use vaseline for?

Rectal thermometers.

Could Bigfoot get fitted at the Big & tall shops?

 

[SweetWitch]

Rectal thermometers.

Could Bigfoot get fitted at the Big & tall shops?

On the third Monday of the 7th month.

How high is up?

 

[Guest]

On the third Monday of the 7th month.

How high is up?

Depends on your tolerance and the quality of what you're smoking.

Somewhere over the rainbow, you'll...?

 

[SweetWitch]

Depends on your tolerance and the quality of what you're smoking.

Somewhere over the rainbow, you'll...?

Break wind.

What have you been smoking?

 

[only_more_so]

Break wind.

What have you been smoking?

I don't smoke.

What's you favorite song?

 

[Trombonus]

I don't smoke.

What's you favorite song?

It's a Small World

What is your favorite place to visit?

 

[SweetWitch]

It's a Small World

What is your favorite place to visit?

Caribean

Who's your favorite poet?

 

[Trombonus]

Caribean

Who's your favorite poet?

Britney Spears

Will you do my homework for me?

 

[starrkers]

Britney Spears

Will you do my homework for me?

Sure. I are a whizz at book lernin'

Can I borrow your car keys?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sure. I are a whizz at book lernin'

Can I borrow your car keys?

Take my husband's. He has three cars.

Is it supper time yet?

 

[Guest]

Take my husband's. He has three cars.

Is it supper time yet?

According to our cat, yes!

Did Google weird out today?