Wrong answer - game thread

[Mark_Ilaan]

Flops only matter to Broadway producers.

Elemental evil--are you ready?

Does it come in a female package?

 

[DesertPirate]

Does it come in a female package?

No, Michael Jackson only


Are you up and around or still chair bound?

 

[only_more_so]

too late

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

No, Michael Jackson only


Are you up and around or still chair bound?

My ass is still stuck in this rolling chair.

Do you have any idea how boring a wheel chair can be?

 

[DesertPirate]

My ass is still stuck in this rolling chair.

Do you have any idea how boring a wheel chair can be?

4 knee operations, 2 on my neck, a broken wrist, and 2 broken ankles, ... what was the question?


Did you know my grandson (7) broke his leg?

 

[SweetWitch]

4 knee operations, 2 on my neck, a broken wrist, and 2 broken ankles, ... what was the question?


Did you know my grandson (7) broke his leg?

I told him.

Whatever happened to free time?

 

[DesertPirate]

I told him.

Whatever happened to free time?

That's all I have


Is sanity a mirage?

 

[Guest]

That's all I have


Is sanity a mirage?

Only for the arid of mind.

Why aren't there ham and eggs pushcarts?

 

[DesertPirate]

Only for the arid of mind.

Why aren't there ham and eggs pushcarts?

to busy yoking around

Ever tried salt cured Southern country ham?

 

[Guest]

to busy yoking around

Ever tried salt cured Southern country ham?

What was it sick with before the salt cured it?

(Works for both.)

 

[DesertPirate]

What was it sick with before the salt cured it?

(Works for both.)

lack of flavour


Ever seen a city of 90,000 get 80,000 guests for week?


www.highpointmarket.org

 

[Guest]

lack of flavour


Ever seen a city of 90,000 get 80,000 guests for week?


www.highpointmarket.org

Heard about Highpoint--used to do marketing for furniture companies.

What do they do with the hotel rooms the rest of the year?

 

[DesertPirate]

Heard about Highpoint--used to do marketing for furniture companies.

What do they do with the hotel rooms the rest of the year?

They are spread out all over. Scheduled van and bus service to 3 airports and 117 hotels in 7 counties. Biggest public transport in the state, for 2 weeks a year!

What state couldn't use 2 billion a year?

 

[Guest]

They are spread out all over. Scheduled van and bus service to 3 airports and 117 hotels in 7 counties. Biggest public transport in the state, for 2 weeks a year!

What state couldn't use 2 billion a year?

The state of confusion (of which I happen to be governor...)

If we had some ham, could we have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs?

 

[SweetWitch]

The state of confusion (of which I happen to be governor...)

If we had some ham, could we have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs?

No.

Do you have a map to Mars?

 

[Guest]

No.

Do you have a map to Mars?

I did, but I smeared a Milky Way all over it.

Fly me to the moon?

 

[SweetWitch]

I did, but I smeared a Milky Way all over it.

Fly me to the moon?

Sorry. The broom's in the shop.

Can you think of something else to keep us occupied?

 

[Guest]

Sorry. The broom's in the shop.

Can you think of something else to keep us occupied?

Of course! We'll play "Risk." You'll be a country and, after overcoming your resistance, I'll occupy you.

Care to roll the dice?

 

[SweetWitch]

Of course! We'll play "Risk." You'll be a country and, after overcoming your resistance, I'll occupy you.

Care to roll the dice?

Don't we have a pop-o-matic?

 

[Guest]

Don't we have a pop-o-matic?

That's what happens after you're occupied.

Or would you rather take the mop to the moon?

 

[SweetWitch]

That's what happens after you're occupied.

Or would you rather take the mop to the moon?

The mop gets very poor mileage.

Where is my five-handled family credenza?

 

[TE999]

The mop gets very poor mileage.

Where is my five-handled family credenza?

On Antiques Roadshow?


Where, oh where, has my little muse gone?

 

[DesertPirate]

On Antiques Roadshow?


Where, oh where, has my little muse gone?

Trying to talk Mollys out of suicide


Done anything worthwhile?

 

[TE999]

Trying to talk Mollys out of suicide


Done anything worthwhile?

If you call yard work worthwhile--yes.

Why is there so much week left at the end of the money?

 

[DesertPirate]

If you call yard work worthwhile--yes.

Why is there so much week left at the end of the money?

Because your last name is Rockefeller

Who needs money?