SweetWitch
Green Goddess
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- Oct 9, 2005
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Because your last name is Rockefeller
Who needs money?
The bill collector.
Why are we talking about depressing subjects?
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Because your last name is Rockefeller
Who needs money?
The bill collector.
Why are we talking about depressing subjects?
Beats me?
What's more enjoyable for a woman; a vaginal or clitoral orgasm?
How the hell would I know?
Damn, the muse, the memory, the mind
What are you going to loose next?
My truck keys?
Why are all the foods that are 'bad' for you taste so good?
Dieticians like quality of life
Would us Southerners starve if they took away frying?
No, you'd just become as cranky as you were after the war of northern agression.
If beer is food, which food group does it fall under?
Chocolate.
Is there any other food group?
Chocolate.
Is there any other food group?
Pizza
Is it nap time yet?
Depends...
Will you be napping with me?
I'd love to
I'm sick of driving... can you come up here?
Is now too soon?
Bed's kind of crowded, but we can find space
What time should we expect you?
I'll ask again...
Is now too soon?
Not at all ... I'll start making space
Do you need a landing area for the broom?
The broom's in the shop. I'll just wiggle my nose.
Should I bring chocolate?
Yes!
Can you bring extra to keep the brat occupied?
Sure.
Do you want strawberries with that?
Sounds good
Anything I can do for you?
Um, how about a neck massage?
Could be arranged
How come you're not here yet?
My nose seems to be on the fritz.
Think you can help me with that?