SweetWitch
Green Goddess
- Joined
- Oct 9, 2005
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Sharpening knives, refilling flame thrower, don't worry
How's Mollys driving![]()
Molly's driving is fine. It's the flying he should look out for.
How's your head this morning?
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Sharpening knives, refilling flame thrower, don't worry
How's Mollys driving![]()
Molly's driving is fine. It's the flying he should look out for.
How's your head this morning?
bright and sunny
Get lost?
You're memory's failing you.
Wanna go to work for me?
You'd get fired, I'd torture them
Sound like fun?
Let me guess: you're from the government and you're here to help me.
Why does the wind only need socks at airports?
The wind likes to run naked and free, but the broken glass from the plane crashes hurts its feet.
Am I going to need therapy after this?
You really think you didn't need therapy before this?
You really think you didn't need therapy before this?
Of course not! I'm a narcissist. All you other people need therapy!
Is doll_parts greater than the sum of her parts?
How the hell should I know?
Well, hell, you knew about wind socks and broken glass...
Can't a man wonder?
Eat your heart out.![]()
Whatever happened to relaxation?
(Oh, I don't think I'd want to do that...)
It moved in with afterglow.
A soft whisper in the night, or a gleam in the eye?
A blood-curdling scream.
If I leave, will you be here when I get back?
I'll be hiding
Are you really coming back?
Maybe
Would it be dangerous?
Are you that brave?
[dancing naked in front of the computer]No, but I'm this brave![/end dance]
Why is my sleep so screwed up?
The Galactic Overlords have increased the amplitude of the "Uneasiness" ray that's bathing the planet.
Will I make it to my vacation?
Only during work
What is this vacation you speak of?
I'm not sure. It's something out of either myth or fiction.
What if Leap Year pulls a hamstring?
With an election, it will be flop year.
Does it really matter ?