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Because it's winter, silly.
What is a liquid, but isn't wet?
Alcohol (it's a dessicant)
What is wet, but isn't a liquid?
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Because it's winter, silly.
What is a liquid, but isn't wet?
Alcohol (it's a dessicant)
What is wet, but isn't a liquid?
Fire
Why is the whole world wet?
An international broadcast of really good porn
Did you ever have to make up your mind?
Yeah, and it sucked.
Should I start cooking supper?
Wait 15 minutes
Do you believe in magic?
Yup, I watched them play the other day.
Do I really want to hear these two doing their homework all afternoon?
Nope, better to hear Alvin and the Chipmunks do the bow-chicka-bow-wow.
Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
The world's greatest problems are ignorance and apathy.
What, exactly, do do-wa-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do, do?
They supercali the fragilistic and expiali the docious, silly!
How many roads must a man walk down?
All the ones headed north.
Potatoes or rice?
Noodles
Can't you hear my heartbeat?
Yes. Sounds like the jackhammer in my skull.
Noodles? Really?
Oodles of them.
If cherry Koolaid stains the kitchen counters and the carpet, what does it do to the inside of my stomach?
Makes it a happy cherry red.
Cauliflower or carrots?
Corn
Do you love me?
Half past noon.
Can you really save time in a bottle?
In theory, yes. In reality, the seals always leak
Do you want to dance?
In theory, yes. In reality, the seals always leak
Do you want to dance?
Sorry, the floor needs wax.
Does anyone still drive a Yugo?
Why was Leroy Brown so bad?
They're still very popular in Bosnia and Herzegovina
Come on ... he had a razor in his shoe
Have you ever seen the rain?
Feels good on my face.
Do you want me?
Hell no!
If I were an animal, what'd I be?
A rat.
What should I do with all this anger?
A rat.
What should I do with all this anger?