OneLustyWench
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The Monotones--well they made the record anyway.
Why do they call it a Roach Motel ?
Because they are too cheap for a five star hotel.
Why won't my boomerang come back?
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Because they are too cheap for a five star hotel.
Why won't my boomerang come back?
Emperor_Nero
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They only work in the Southern hemisphere
Why can Starbucks charge $5 for a cup of coffee?
TE999
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
(that works for both answer and question)
Only if there's Charmin handy (or was it cottonelle).
When is it my turn?
OneLustyWench
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TE999
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Keebler Crumbs?
Why are there eight hot dog buns and ten hot dogs in the packages?
OneLustyWench
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To perpetuate their evil being-ness.
Why does the alarm go off on days you want to sleep in?
TE999
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Because Life is a cruel mistress.
Why can I never find a pencil when I need one?
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Because that would piss off all the rubberneckers.
Why can't you pick your friend's nose?
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Mining permits are hard to come by.
What's the difference between all-purpose flour and cake flour?
slyc_willie
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All-purpose is difficult. Cake is, well, cake.
Why is it that my Zippo only lights on the third try?
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All-purpose is difficult. Cake is, well, cake.
Why is it that my Zippo only lights on the third try?
It wants to make you work for it.
Why do Germans make better beer?
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Because they never think they have enough hair on their chests.
Why do Americans make crappy beer?
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Because America's horses are fed fine wheat for harvesting their piss.
Why do i find anything but Guiness taste funny?
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You didn't drink nearly enough to be called "so much."
Breakfast: Pancakes, or BLT?
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Because you're not getting enough sunlight in the winter hours.
Why can't I get the lid open on this *&%ing jar?
OneLustyWench
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Because you don't have testosterone poisoning.
Why must I be a teenager (over 18 of course) in love?
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