Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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It was 3AM and Jenny couldn't sleep
Even after counting numerous sheep
So she started to play
 
It was 3AM and Jenny couldn't sleep
Even after counting numerous sheep
So she started to play
And dusk turned to day
 
It was 3AM and Jenny couldn't sleep
Even after counting numerous sheep
So she started to play
And dusk turned to day
She came, three for three, without a peep
 
Came without a peep? So sad, I'd weep!
Would you prefer words you have to bleep?
How 'bout a moan?
 
Came without a peep? So sad, I'd weep!
Would you prefer words you have to bleep?
How 'bout a moan?
To that I am prone!
 
Came without a peep? So sad, I'd weep!
Would you prefer words you have to bleep?
How 'bout a moan?
To that I am prone!
As your juices down legs do seep!
 
A Seeker went for a walk in the woods
He hoped he'd find the goods
He found a tree faerie
With her he did tarry,
 
A Seeker went for a walk in the woods
He hoped he'd find the goods
He found a tree faerie
With her he did tarry,
The two lovers were left wishing for "coulds"
 
The fairie had a strong libido
There in Venice in the Lido
She longed for a punt


because Gondolas doesn't fit
 
The fairie had a strong libido
There in Venice in the Lido
She longed for a punt
With a swarthy runt


aincha proud I didn't go there?!
 
The fairie had a strong libido
There in Venice in the Lido
She longed for a punt
With a swarthy runt
But not just any old Guido
 
Your restraint is admirable
I was feeling charitable

I surprise myself at times:D
 
Your restraint is admirable
I was feeling charitable
It begins at home


I surprise myself at times:D
 
Your restraint is admirable
I was feeling charitable
It begins at home
Under the dome
 
Your restraint is admirable
I was feeling charitable
It begins at home
Until my thoughts roam
 
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