Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[TarzanOfTheApes]

It was 3AM and Jenny couldn't sleep

 

[Firecracker]

It was 3AM and Jenny couldn't sleep
Even after counting numerous sheep

 

[Bluespark]

It was 3AM and Jenny couldn't sleep
Even after counting numerous sheep
So she started to play

 

[Firecracker]

It was 3AM and Jenny couldn't sleep
Even after counting numerous sheep
So she started to play
And dusk turned to day

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

It was 3AM and Jenny couldn't sleep
Even after counting numerous sheep
So she started to play
And dusk turned to day
She came, three for three, without a peep

 

[FUBARd1]

Came without a peep? So sad, I'd weep!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Came without a peep? So sad, I'd weep!
Would you prefer words you have to bleep?

 

[FUBARd1]

Came without a peep? So sad, I'd weep!
Would you prefer words you have to bleep?
How 'bout a moan?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Came without a peep? So sad, I'd weep!
Would you prefer words you have to bleep?
How 'bout a moan?
To that I am prone!

 

[FUBARd1]

Came without a peep? So sad, I'd weep!
Would you prefer words you have to bleep?
How 'bout a moan?
To that I am prone!
As your juices down legs do seep!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A Seeker went for a walk in the woods

 

[FUBARd1]

A Seeker went for a walk in the woods
He hoped he'd find the goods

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A Seeker went for a walk in the woods
He hoped he'd find the goods
He found a tree faerie

 

[FUBARd1]

A Seeker went for a walk in the woods
He hoped he'd find the goods
He found a tree faerie
With her he did tarry,

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A Seeker went for a walk in the woods
He hoped he'd find the goods
He found a tree faerie
With her he did tarry,
The two lovers were left wishing for "coulds"

 

[Lia Monde]

The fairie had a strong libido

 

[Cymru6969]

The fairie had a strong libido
There in Venice in the Lido

 

[stickygirl]

The fairie had a strong libido
There in Venice in the Lido
She longed for a punt


because Gondolas doesn't fit

 

[Cymru6969]

The fairie had a strong libido
There in Venice in the Lido
She longed for a punt
With a swarthy runt


aincha proud I didn't go there?!

 

[Adre]

The fairie had a strong libido
There in Venice in the Lido
She longed for a punt
With a swarthy runt
But not just any old Guido

 

[Adre]

The fairie had a strong libido
There in Venice in the Lido
She longed for a punt
With a swarthy runt


aincha proud I didn't go there?!

Your restraint is admirable (but surprising)

 

[Cymru6969]

Your restraint is admirable
I was feeling charitable

I surprise myself at times

 

[Adre]

Your restraint is admirable
I was feeling charitable
It begins at home


I surprise myself at times

 

[cliteatingman]

Your restraint is admirable
I was feeling charitable
It begins at home
Under the dome

 

[Cymru6969]

Your restraint is admirable
I was feeling charitable
It begins at home
Until my thoughts roam