Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Cymru6969]

Jack was a right tit all the same
Though on the left one, he usually came
A one-ball man, he
Reached down and felt three~!
Obviously, golf is his game

 

[Lia Monde]

Jean reached and stroked his long rod

 

[Cymru6969]

Jean reached and stroked his long rod
The Les Miz star had quite the wad
Fantine on her knees
Cosette too, for threes
Javert wanted in for a quad

 

[HellBenttoo]

In the strip joint he showed off his wad

 

[PornAgainPerv]

In the strip joint he showed off his wad
So loaded he thought he was God

 

[HellBenttoo]

In the strip joint he showed off his wad
So loaded he thought he was God
Money changed hands

 

[PornAgainPerv]

In the strip joint he showed off his wad
So loaded he thought he was God
Money changed hands
That was key to his plans

 

[Adre]

in the strip joint he showed off his wad
So loaded he thought he was God
Money changed hands
Off came wedding bands

 

[HellBenttoo]

In the strip joint he showed off his wad
So loaded he thought he was God
Money changed hands
That was key to his plans
To financing his sexual jihad.

 

[HellBenttoo]

in the strip joint he showed off his wad
So loaded he thought he was God
Money changed hands
Off came wedding bands
'til he left, another broke sod.

 

[Cymru6969]

Ten quid gets you nowhere these days

 

[HellBenttoo]

Ten quid gets you nowhere these days
For fellows who pay for their lays

 

[PornAgainPerv]

Ten quid gets you nowhere these days
You need at least fifty everyone says

 

[Cymru6969]

Ten quid gets you nowhere these days
For fellows who pay for their lays
A tit flash perhaps



Ten quid gets you nowhere these days
You need at least fifty everyone says
Hope she'll take a cheque

 

[stickygirl]

Ten quid gets you nowhere these days
For fellows who pay for their lays
A tit flash perhaps
Or a pint and a dash



Ten quid gets you nowhere these days
You need at least fifty everyone says
Hope she'll take a cheque
Please!? Show her respect

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ten quid gets you nowhere these days
For fellows who pay for their lays
A tit flash perhaps
Or a pint and a dash
You surely will get you no praise



Ten quid gets you nowhere these days
You need at least fifty everyone says
Hope she'll take a cheque
Please!? Show her respect
It's your credit cards she want for her pays

 

[reindear18]

The girl from next door came to see me

 

[EbersMoll]

The girl from next door came to see me
And told me that evening she would be free

 

[stickygirl]

The girl from next door came to see me
And told me that evening she would be free
I told her "come in"

 

[Adre]

The girl from next door came to see me
And told me that evening she would be free
I told her "come in"
"Is that cum on your chin?"

 

[EbersMoll]

The girl from next door came to see me
And told me that evening she would be free
I told her "come in"
"Is that cum on your chin?"
She said, "kiss me and then we will see."

 

[TomBoner]

His cock was massively big

 

[stickygirl]

His cock was massively big
His balls low-slung like a pig

Hi Ebers xxx

 

[EbersMoll]

His cock was massively big
His balls low-slung like a pig
He walked with a waddle

Hi Sticky

 

[weespanner]

His cock was massively big
His balls low-slung like a pig
He walked with a waddle
He's no super model