Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Something good might happen today

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Something good might happen today
Only if you're willing to play

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Something good might happen today
Only if you're willing to play
Are there any rules?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Something good might happen today
Only if you're willing to play
Are there any rules?
None, just bring your own tools

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Something good might happen today
Only if you're willing to play
Are there any rules?
None, just bring your own tools
Fun shall be had by all, hooray!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Some limericks are full of wit

 

[Cymru6969]

Some limericks are full of wit
Some are redolent of dog shit

 

[stickygirl]

Some limericks are full of wit
Some are redolent of dog shit
Some sweet as a rose

 

[Cymru6969]

Some limericks are full of wit
Some are redolent of dog shit
Some sweet as a rose
Some of us ain't Poe's

 

[missmaddy]

Some limericks are full of wit
Some are redolent of dog shit
Some sweet as a rose
Some of us ain't Poe's
But someday we might have a hit

 

[weespanner]

He stood at the end of the pier

 

[Adre]

He stood at the end of the pier
Holding a trout to his ear

 

[weespanner]

He stood at the end of the pier
Holding a trout to his ear
A true Python fan


perhaps I should have added this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He stood at the end of the pier
Holding a trout to his ear
A true Python fan
Quite a funny man

 

[weespanner]

He stood at the end of the pier
Holding a trout to his ear
A true Python fan
Quite a funny man
Size matters - now that much is clear

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Now tell me true, where is your hand?

 

[weespanner]

Now tell me true, where is your hand?
I'll pm in case I get banned

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Now tell me true, where is your hand?
I'll pm in case I get banned
Such a sweet young lass

 

[weespanner]

Now tell me true, where is your hand?
I'll pm in case I get banned
Such a sweet young lass
With cum in her ass

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Now tell me true, where is your hand?
I'll pm in case I get banned
Such a sweet young lass
With cum in her ass
Right where I wanted it to land

 

[Lia Monde]

Jill offered to trade sex for ice cream

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Jill offered to trade sex for ice cream
Needing to cum so hard she'd scream

 

[stickygirl]

Jill offered to trade sex for ice cream
Needing to cum so hard she'd scream
She sucked on his cornet

 

[Cymru6969]

Jill offered to trade sex for ice cream
Needing to cum so hard she'd scream
She sucked on his cornet
Got not cream but sorbet

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Jill offered to trade sex for ice cream
Needing to cum so hard she'd scream
She sucked on his cornet
Got not cream but sorbet
Her treat was salty, his a sweet dream