Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[stickygirl]

So plié and frappe and lift
We're classy if you get my drift
A quick pas de deux

 

[stickygirl]

Wee always puts a cock in there!


(Which explains my obvious crush.)

Shouldn't wear your tights so small then

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

So plié and frappe and lift
We're classy if you get my drift
A quick pas de deux
Oui, merci, Monsieur!


Wee always puts a cock in there!
Whose cock, and exactly in where??

 

[stickygirl]

So plié and frappe and lift
We're classy if you get my drift
A quick pas de deux
Oui, merci, Monsieur
Be gentle, I've never been kissed

 

[Adre]

Wee always puts a cock in there!
Whose cock, and exactly in where??
I'm hoping it's mine

 

[stickygirl]

Wee always puts a cock in there!
Whose cock, and exactly in where??
I'm hoping it's mine
You'd best get in line


(Hey, this sounds really bad!)

 

[Adre]

Wee always puts a cock in there!
Whose cock, and exactly in where??
I'm hoping it's mine
You'd best get in line
Sounds like I'm going to share

(Hey, this sounds really bad!)

 

[Cymru6969]

Wee always puts a cock in there!
Whose cock, and exactly in where??
I'm hoping it's mine
You'd best get in line
Sounds like I'm going to share

(Hey, this sounds really bad!)

Orgy time in Limericks land!!

 

[stickygirl]

Orgy time in Limericks land!!
Rhyming words and gland in gland

 

[Cymru6969]

Orgy time in Limericks land!!
Rhyming words and gland in gland
An Eiffel Tower?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Orgy time in Limericks land!!
Rhyming words and gland in gland
An Eiffel Tower?
No, Adre's cock power!

 

[weespanner]

Orgy time in Limericks land!!
Rhyming words and gland in gland
An Eiffel Tower?
No, Adre's cock power!
So strong he needs more than one hand

 

[texou]

It's hot and sticky today

 

[weespanner]

It's hot and sticky today
That's a great guess I must say!

 

[texou]

It's hot and sticky today
That's a great guess I must say!
So she wears minimal clothes

 

[TomBoner]

It's hot and sticky today
That's a great guess I must say!
So she wears minimal clothes
Thinking that nobody knows

 

[stickygirl]

It's hot and sticky today
That's a great guess I must say!
So she wears minimal clothes
Thinking that nobody knows
I've always typed naked this way

Who else is here in the buff?

 

[jackflash81]

come and sit on my face

 

[weespanner]

Who else is here in the buff?
I think a lace thong is enough

 

[TomBoner]

Who else is here in the buff?
I think a lace thong is enough
I can finger my clit

 

[Adre]

Who else is here in the buff?
I think a lace thong is enough
I can finger my clit
While looking at Lit

 

[stickygirl]

Who else is here in the buff?
I think a lace thong is enough
I can finger my clit
While looking at Lit
And get off to a nice bit of rough

( fyi - in UK English, "a bit of rough" is a bloke who is a bit roguish ... oh forget it )


A hand down my pants made me quiver

 

[weespanner]

I know exactly what you meant Sticky

A hand down my pants made me quiver
His breath on my neck made me shiver

 

[jameslewis]

A hand down my pants made me quiver
His breath on my neck made me shiver
I was getting so wet

 

[stickygirl]

A hand down my pants made me quiver
His breath on my neck made me shiver
I was getting so wet
How could he forget