Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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Cream rinse is a big misnomer
Use it twice, you'll get a boner
Use it once and you'll feel
A loss of appeal
 
Cream rinse is a big misnomer
Use it twice, you'll get a boner
Use it once and you'll feel
A loss of appeal
It really does not leave your hair any toner!
 
June went to bed with a riding crop
Her Dominant made her ass pop
Yet she asked for more
Her ass red and sore
 
June went to bed with a riding crop
Her Dominant made her ass pop
Yet she asked for more
Her ass red and sore
Begged her Dom to not ever stop
 
The next night, she put him in cuffs
They both enjoyed it a little rough
She laughed and she smacked
 
The next night, she put him in cuffs
They both enjoyed it a little rough
She laughed and she smacked
She jilled and he jacked
and they both shot off a lot of stuff
 
Melody pulled on her sexiest thong
And pulled out her favorite dong
 
Melody pulled on her sexiest thong
And pulled out her favorite dong
It was time to play
But since she was gay
 
Melody pulled on her sexiest thong
It hurt up the front, she had it on wrong!
So she threw it away
 
Melody pulled on her sexiest thong
And pulled out her favorite dong
It was time to play
But since she was gay
She put on a Melissa Etheridge song:rose:
 
Melody pulled on her sexiest thong
It hurt up the front, she had it on wrong!
So she threw it away
and went commando today
 
Melody pulled on her sexiest thong
It hurt up the front, she had it on wrong!
So she threw it away
and went commando today
And met up with a fabulous schlong
 
These rhymes can be fun and sexy
And not redefined by Lexie
Has Lexie returned?
Should we be concerned?
 
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