Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Adre]

How many store-bought boobs on Lit?
They're fake? Who woulda thunk it?
Silicone is fine
Keeps the girls in line
Which makes for symmetrical tit

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Lotta the Librarian was working late again

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Lotta the Librarian was working late again
When a young studly plumber walked in out of the rain

 

[cliteatingman]

Lotta the Librarian was working late again
When a young studly plumber walked in out of the rain
She said,"Give me some pipe"

 

[stickygirl]

Lotta the Librarian was working late again
When a young studly plumber walked in out of the rain
He thumbed the Law section


Lotta the Librarian was working late again
When a young studly plumber walked in out of the rain
She said,"Give me some pipe"
And on my face wipe

 

[cliteatingman]

Lotta the Librarian was working late again
When a young studly plumber walked in out of the rain
He thumbed the Law section


Lotta the Librarian was working late again
When a young studly plumber walked in out of the rain
She said,"Give me some pipe"
And on my face wipe
Your cum after snaking my drain

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Lotta the Librarian was working late again
When a young studly plumber walked in out of the rain
She said,"Give me some pipe"
He could see she was ripe


Lotta the Librarian was working late again
When a young studly plumber walked in out of the rain
He thumbed the Law section
With unbridled affection




eek..... too slow altogether! sorry

 

[LoveToLurk]

Lotta the Librarian was working late again
When a young studly plumber walked in out of the rain
She said,"Give me some pipe"
He could see she was ripe
His big juicy cock she did drain.


Lotta the Librarian was working late again
When a young studly plumber walked in out of the rain
He thumbed the Law section
With unbridled affection
and said, "come 'ere and let's make a stain!"




eek..... too slow altogether! sorry[/QUOTE]

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

A day at the beach, all the guys gawking

 

[Cymru6969]

A day at the beach, all the guys gawking
The naked chick there with Stephen Hawking

 

[AbsintheFather]

A day at the beach, all the guys gawking
The naked chick there with Stephen Hawking
She'd steer with his stick

 

[beachbaby179]

A day at the beach, all the guys gawking
The naked chick there with Stephen Hawking
She'd steer with his stick
But not with his dick


*seriously what did you EXPECT for line 4?

 

[Adre]

A day at the beach, all the guys gawking
The naked chick there with Stephen Hawking
She'd steer with his stick
But not with his dick
You have to admit it beats walking

 

[thebeesknees]

She said she needs money and she needs it real fast

 

[Adre]

She said she needs money and she needs it real fast
This line will have Cymru aghast

 

[stickygirl]

She said she needs money and she needs it real fast
This line will have Cymru aghast
Not that he's tight

 

[AbsintheFather]

She said she needs money and she needs it real fast
This line will have Cymru aghast
Not that he's tight
It's just fun to incite


Hi Adre/Sticky

 

[stickygirl]

She said she needs money and she needs it real fast
This line will have Cymru aghast
Not that he's tight
It's just fun to incite
And his big deep pockets ain't so vast

hiya

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Another day, 'nother dollar

 

[Lia Monde]

Ruby's lace nightie was skimpy

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ruby's lace nightie was skimpy
It showed off her ass, all dimply

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ruby's lace nightie was skimpy
It showed off her ass, all dimply
When she bent over

 

[mysterydrink]

Ruby's lace nightie was skimpy
It showed off her ass, all dimply
When she bent over

She roused her dog Rover

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ruby's lace nightie was skimpy
It showed off her ass, all dimply
When she bent over
She roused her dog Rover
His cock, though aroused, was all wrinkly

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Deprived in Arizona was she