Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

Swerving to avoid collisions
They tested car sex positions
Her mouth on his cock
His hand up her frock

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Swerving to avoid collisions
They tested car sex positions
Her mouth on his cock
His hand up her frock
Most unsafeory condions

 

[Adre]

Swerving to avoid collisions
They tested car sex positions
Her mouth on his cock
His hand up her frock
I volunteer for these missions

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The newlywed bride woke up shocked!

 

[Adre]

The newlywed bride woke up shocked!
While sleeping it seems she was cocked

 

[weespanner]

The newlywed bride woke up shocked!
While sleeping it seems she was cocked
Not just by the groom

 

[cliteatingman]

The newlywed bride woke up shocked!
While sleeping it seems she was cocked
Not just by the groom
But 12 men in the room

 

[weespanner]

The newlywed bride woke up shocked!
While sleeping it seems she was cocked
Not just by the groom
But 12 men in the room
And now all her holes were unlocked

 

[Cymru6969]

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[stickygirl]

.....
Said Cymru in sneaky morse code

 

[weespanner]

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Said Cymru in sneaky morse code
Five dots and no dash means 'explode'

 

[Cymru6969]

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Said Cymru in sneaky morse code
Five dots and no dash means 'explode'
-----

 

[stickygirl]

Said Cymru in sneaky morse code
Five dots and no dash means 'explode'
He meant SOS

 

[weespanner]

Said Cymru in sneaky morse code
Five dots and no dash means 'explode'
He meant SOS
Phone broken's my guess

 

[Cymru6969]

Said Cymru in sneaky morse code
Five dots and no dash means 'explode'
He meant SOS
Stickygirl. Yes. Yes!

 

[weespanner]

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Said Cymru in sneaky morse code
Five dots and no dash means 'explode'
----- now he said 'dash'
Must be full of hash
And not really in typing mode

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Have you guys been smoking doobies?

 

[Lia Monde]

Have you guys been smoking doobies?
Among our favorite hobbies

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Have you guys been smoking doobies?
Among our favorite hobbies
Mind you don't inhale

 

[EnglishChap6687]

Have you guys been smoking doobies?
Among our favorite hobbies
Mind you don't inhale
Or you'll look like a whale

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Have you guys been smoking doobies?
Among our favorite hobbies
Mind you don't inhale
Or you'll look like a whale
But, it'll inflate your boobies

 

[Cymru6969]

How many store-bought boobs on Lit?

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

How many store-bought boobs on Lit?
They're fake? Who woulda thunk it?

 

[Adre]

How many store-bought boobs on Lit?
They're fake? Who woulda thunk it?
Silicone is fine

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

How many store-bought boobs on Lit?
They're fake? Who woulda thunk it?
Silicone is fine
Keeps the girls in line