Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The wonder of men's genitalia
particularly when they smell like an azalea
A perfect shaped phallus
In London or Dallas
Cures ev'ry case of hysteria

 

[Cymru6969]

The wonder of men's genitalia
particularly when they smell like an azalea
A perfect shaped phallus
In London or Dallas
Cures ev'ry case of hysteria

Hi, Dee.

Who's up for some group sex tonight?

 

[weespanner]

Who's up for some group sex tonight?
Depends who's involved then I might

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Who's up for some group sex tonight?
Depends who's involved then I might
I'll be right over!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Who's up for some group sex tonight?
Depends who's involved then I might
I'll be right over!
Bring your dog, Rover

 

[weespanner]

Who's up for some group sex tonight?
Depends who's involved then I might
I'll be right over!
Bring your dog, Rover
To use his tongue but not to bite!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A good snatch lick is sure to please

 

[weespanner]

A good snatch lick is sure to please
Start by gently spreading her knees

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A good snatch lick is sure to please
Start by gently spreading her knees
Gently kiss her thighs

 

[weespanner]

A good snatch lick is sure to please
Start by gently spreading her knees
Gently kiss her thighs
'Til she moans and sighs

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A good snatch lick is sure to please
Start by gently spreading her knees
Gently kiss her thighs
'Til she moans and sighs
Suck her clit 'til it's stars she sees

 

[weespanner]

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You'll know if you're doing it right

 

[stickygirl]

A good snatch lick is sure to please
Start by gently spreading her knees
Gently kiss her thighs
Then improvise

 

[kedsnbourbon]

You'll know if you're doing it right
When she wants it all through the night






A good snatch lick is sure to please
Start by gently spreading her knees
Gently kiss her thighs
Then improvise
Then show her how you like to tease

 

[weespanner]

You'll know if you're doing it right
When she wants it all through the night
When she grinds her hips

 

[kedsnbourbon]

You'll know if you're doing it right
When she wants it all through the night
When she grinds her hips
Lick her puffy lips

 

[weespanner]

You'll know if you're doing it right
When she wants it all through the night
When she grinds her hips
Lick her puffy lips
To make her tremble with delight

 

[thebeesknees]

there once was a girl with an enormous clit

 

[Lia Monde]

there once was a girl with an enormous clit
It sat like crown above her slit

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

there once was a girl with an enormous clit
It sat like crown above her slit
It looked like a berry

 

[thebeesknees]

there once was a girl with an enormous clit
It sat like crown above her slit
It looked like a berry
A sweet luscious cherry

 

[DukeSupernature]

There once was a girl with an enormous clit
It sat like crown above her slit
It looked like a berry
A sweet luscious cherry
Though there's more juice when licked than bit.

 

[Cymru6969]

Ouch, Charlie! You bit my love mound!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Ouch, Charlie! You bit my love mound!
Quiet my love, don't make a sound.

 

[weespanner]

Ouch, Charlie! You bit my love mound!
Quiet my love, don't make a sound.
She's biting her lip