Deprived_in_AZ
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"He's hung like a horse!" the maiden cried
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weespanner
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"He's hung like a horse!" the maiden cried
"I think I'll take him for a ride"
"I think I'll take him for a ride"
Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
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"He's hung like a horse!" the maiden cried
"I think I'll take him for a ride"
She straddled his hips
"I think I'll take him for a ride"
She straddled his hips
weespanner
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"He's hung like a horse!" the maiden cried
"I think I'll take him for a ride"
She straddled his hips
While he stretched her lips
"I think I'll take him for a ride"
She straddled his hips
While he stretched her lips
Deprived_in_AZ
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"He's hung like a horse!" the maiden cried
"I think I'll take him for a ride"
She straddled his hips
While he stretched her lips
He lewdly whispered "Open wide..!"
"I think I'll take him for a ride"
She straddled his hips
While he stretched her lips
He lewdly whispered "Open wide..!"
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It's said "Save a horse ride a cowboy"
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It's said "Save a horse ride a cowboy"
Perhaps better if he were a toyboy
Perhaps better if he were a toyboy
sweetsauce
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It's said "Save a horse ride a cowboy"
Perhaps better if he were a toyboy
Young 'n' fulla cum
Perhaps better if he were a toyboy
Young 'n' fulla cum
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jackflash81
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It's said "Save a horse ride a cowboy"
Perhaps better if he were a toyboy
Young 'n' fulla cum
And few places to run
Perhaps better if he were a toyboy
Young 'n' fulla cum
And few places to run
sweetsauce
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It's said "Save a horse ride a cowboy"
Perhaps better if he were a toyboy
Young 'n' fulla cum
And few places to run
Giddy-up! and he'll fill you with joy
Perhaps better if he were a toyboy
Young 'n' fulla cum
And few places to run
Giddy-up! and he'll fill you with joy
Deprived_in_AZ
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A good-morning cuddle'd be nice
HellBenttoo
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A good-morning cuddle'd be nice
Tousled hair, sleepy eyes, do entice
Tousled hair, sleepy eyes, do entice
Deprived_in_AZ
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A good-morning cuddle'd be nice
Tousled hair, sleepy eyes, do entice
Your protein for breakfast
Tousled hair, sleepy eyes, do entice
Your protein for breakfast
weespanner
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A good-morning cuddle'd be nice
Tousled hair, sleepy eyes, do entice
Your protein for breakfast
Or a tits and neck blast
Tousled hair, sleepy eyes, do entice
Your protein for breakfast
Or a tits and neck blast
AbsintheFather
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A good-morning cuddle'd be nice
Tousled hair, sleepy eyes, do entice
Your protein for breakfast
Or a tits and neck blast
It's never a bad time for some spice
Tousled hair, sleepy eyes, do entice
Your protein for breakfast
Or a tits and neck blast
It's never a bad time for some spice
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AbsintheFather
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She told the man she needed a screw
weespanner
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She told the man she needed a screw
But he said "Just fix it with glue"
But he said "Just fix it with glue"
greeneyedvirgin
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She told the man she needed a screw
But he said "Just fix it with glue"
Now his dick is stuck
But he said "Just fix it with glue"
Now his dick is stuck
AbsintheFather
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She told the man she needed a screw
But he said "Just fix it with glue"
Now his dick is stuck
After a casual fuck
But he said "Just fix it with glue"
Now his dick is stuck
After a casual fuck
greeneyedvirgin
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She told the man she needed a screw
But he said "Just fix it with glue"
Now his dick is stuck
After a casual fuck
Maybe she should have blew....
But he said "Just fix it with glue"
Now his dick is stuck
After a casual fuck
Maybe she should have blew....
weespanner
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She told the man she needed a screw
But he said "Just fix it with glue"
Now his dick is stuck
After a casual fuck
And her pussy's covered in goo
But he said "Just fix it with glue"
Now his dick is stuck
After a casual fuck
And her pussy's covered in goo
AbsintheFather
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Nice one's!
The doctor asked, "How'd you get stuck"
The doctor asked, "How'd you get stuck"
weespanner
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The doctor asked, "How'd you get stuck"
"Good glue and a lot of bad luck"
"Good glue and a lot of bad luck"
AbsintheFather
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Hahaaa -
The doctor asked, "How'd you get stuck"
"Good glue and a lot of bad luck"
I know what will work
The doctor asked, "How'd you get stuck"
"Good glue and a lot of bad luck"
I know what will work
weespanner
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The doctor asked, "How'd you get stuck"
"Good glue and a lot of bad luck"
"I know what will work
I'll pull, you can jerk"
"Good glue and a lot of bad luck"
"I know what will work
I'll pull, you can jerk"
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