Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I want to be on top this time
Looks like you are with this here rhyme
Clever cookie, me

 

[stickygirl]

I want to be on top this time
Looks like you are with this here rhyme
Clever cookie, me
But just wait n see

 

[weespanner]

oops, was too late

 

[weespanner]

I want to be on top this time
Looks like you are with this here rhyme
Clever cookie, me
But just wait n see
It could be one helluva climb

 

[Cymru6969]

That was fun, but I'm on top now

 

[beachbaby179]

That was fun, but I'm on top now
I'll just have to figure out how

 

[Cymru6969]

That was fun, but I'm on top now
I'll just have to figure out how
Like riding a bike

 

[weespanner]

That was fun, but I'm on top now
I'll just have to figure out how
Like riding a bike
Start out on a trike

 

[Cymru6969]

That was fun, but I'm on top now
I'll just have to figure out how
Like riding a bike
Start out on a trike
Then mounting your tandem's like "wow!!"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Show me yours and I'll show you mine

 

[weespanner]

Show me yours and I'll show you mine
Real close up, in a sixty-nine

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Show me yours and I'll show you mine
Real close up, in a sixty-nine
Sloppy, juicy, hot

 

[weespanner]

Show me yours and I'll show you mine
Real close up, in a sixty-nine
Sloppy, juicy, hot
Just tease that sweet spot

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Show me yours and I'll show you mine
Real close up, in a sixty-nine
Sloppy, juicy, hot
Just tease that sweet spot
Girl on girl..? Could be mighty fine!

 

[thebeesknees]

I once knew a lady who had three breasts

 

[Lia Monde]

I once knew a lady who had three breasts
Made it difficult when buying her vests

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I once knew a lady who had three breasts
Made it difficult when buying her vests
An extra space was in need

 

[Jason37]

I once knew a lady who had three breasts
Made it difficult when buying her vests
An extra space was in need
She was allergic to tweed

 

[37_ttej]

I once knew a lady who had three breasts
Made it difficult when buying her vests
An extra space was in need
She was allergic to tweed
Preferring leather for fantasy quests.

(She was unusually popular at Comicon for some reason )

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She couldn't help but lose track of the time

 

[37_ttej]

She couldn't help but lose track of the time
At the pokies slotting dime after dime

 

[thebeesknees]

She couldn't help but lose track of the time
At the pokies slotting dime after dime
Her money was long gone

 

[sweetsauce]

She couldn't help but lose track of the time
At the pokies slotting dime after dime
Her money was long gone
So she looked for a john
In Vegas it's not a real crime!

<Oops sorry...got carried away!>

 

[thebeesknees]

Oops sorry...got carried away!
It happens more and more each day

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Oops sorry...got carried away!
It happens more and more each day
One loses one's mind