Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[AbsintheFather]

The doctor asked, "How'd you get stuck"
"Good glue and a lot of bad luck"
"I know what will work
I'll pull, you can jerk"
In the future, just give him a suck.


g'night Wee

 

[beachbaby179]

He approached from behind in the dark

 

[HellBenttoo]

He approached from behind in the dark
His touch was a flame, not a spark

 

[Lia Monde]

He approached from behind in the dark
His touch was a flame, not a spark
She invited him in

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

He approached from behind in the dark
His touch was a flame, not a spark
She invited him in
He gave her a sexy grin

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He approached from behind in the dark
His touch was a flame, not a spark
She invited him in
He gave her a sexy grin
And a pinch that's sure to leave a mark

 

[Cymru6969]

Who likes to have their ass licked?

 

[weespanner]

Who likes to have their ass licked?
Hands up if you are an addict

 

[Cymru6969]

Who likes to have their ass licked?
Hands up if you are an addict
She waves with gusto

 

[weespanner]

Who likes to have their ass licked?
Hands up if you are an addict
She waves with gusto
Bends over to show

 

[Cymru6969]

Who likes to have their ass licked?
Hands up if you are an addict
She waves with gusto
Bends over to show
Her female playground district

 

[thebeesknees]

I'm a horny ole dude that's for sure

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I'm a horny ole dude that's for sure
Lookin' for a woman who has a cure

 

[stickygirl]

I'm a horny ole dude that's for sure
Lookin' for a woman who has a cure
To stiffen my limp

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I'm a horny ole dude that's for sure
Lookin' for a woman who has a cure
To stiffen my limp
To pinken my blimp

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm a horny ole dude that's for sure
Lookin' for a woman who has a cure
To stiffen my limp
To pinken my blimp
To do things to me that are impure

 

[TomBoner]

His cock was wrinkled and small

 

[weespanner]

His cock was wrinkled and small
You could hardly see it at all

 

[AbsintheFather]

His cock was wrinkled and small
You could hardly see it at all
But don't you know

 

[weespanner]

His cock was wrinkled and small
You could hardly see it at all
But don't you know
It began to grow

 

[Cymru6969]

His cock was wrinkled and small
You could hardly see it at all
But don't you know
It began to grow
And now stands ten inches tall

 

[stickygirl]

The wonder of men's genitalia

 

[TomBoner]

Really ... you went with genitalia? Come on sticks. I love ya babes ... but that's kinda pushing the limits for rhymes, ya know?



The wonder of men's genitalia
particularly when they smell like an azalea

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The wonder of men's genitalia
particularly when they smell like an azalea
A perfect shaped phallus

 

[Cymru6969]

The wonder of men's genitalia
particularly when they smell like an azalea
A perfect shaped phallus
In London or Dallas