Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[ga400us]

I explored the cave with some fear
Started trembling each time I got near
from inside, a moan
A throbbing big bone

 

[DukeSupernature]

I explored the cave with some fear
Started trembling each time I got near
From inside, a moan
From one voice alone

 

[weespanner]

I explored the cave with some fear
Started trembling each time I got near
from inside, a moan
A throbbing big bone
Was shagging someone up the rear


I explored the cave with some fear
Started trembling each time I got near
From inside, a moan
From one voice alone
Then a burp (he'd been drinking beer)

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A woman was in love with her pet

 

[weespanner]

A woman was in love with her pet
Just stroking her puss made her wet

 

[HellBenttoo]

A woman was in love with her pet
Just stroking her puss made her wet
The silken soft fur

 

[weespanner]

A woman was in love with her pet
Just stroking her puss made her wet
The silken soft fur
And her throaty purr

 

[cliteatingman]

A woman was in love with her pet
Just stroking her puss made her wet
The silken soft fur
And her throaty purr
The cad was her best fuck yet!

 

[Lia Monde]

It's hard to have sex in a sports car

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

It's hard to have sex in a sports car
You may never get to go very far

 

[Lia Monde]

It's hard to have sex in a sports car
You may never get to go very far
It's cramped and it's tight

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

It's hard to have sex in a sports car
You may never get to go very far
It's cramped and it's tight
He fits her just right

 

[Lia Monde]

It's hard to have sex in a sports car
You may never get to go very far
It's cramped and it's tight
He fits her just right
But the stick shift may leave a slight scar

 

[Lia Monde]

I swoon to the stories on Lit

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I swoon to the stories on Lit
Some have spankings others have clit

 

[Cymru6969]

I swoon to the stories on Lit
Some have spankings others have clit
There's siblings in bed

 

[thebeesknees]

I swoon to the stories on Lit
Some have spankings others have clit
There's siblings in bed
and sex with the dead

 

[weespanner]

I swoon to the stories on Lit
Some have spankings others have clit
There's siblings in bed
and sex with the dead
And some with a fetish for shit

 

[beachbaby179]

Some fetishes I clearly don't get

 

[Cymru6969]

Some fetishes I clearly don't get
While others leave me sopping wet

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Some fetishes I clearly don't get
While others leave me sopping wet
We've all got our kinks

 

[weespanner]

Some fetishes I clearly don't get
While others leave me sopping wet
We've all got our kinks
But skat surely stinks

 

[Cymru6969]

Some fetishes I clearly don't get
While others leave me sopping wet
We've all got our kinks
But skat surely stinks
Let's discuss at our swinger's set

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I want to be on top this time

 

[Cymru6969]

I want to be on top this time
Looks like you are with this here rhyme