Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[EroticRomanticMan]

Her body was built like a flute

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her body was built like a flute
With holes and a tight little chute

 

[weespanner]

Her body was built like a flute
With holes and a tight little chute
Play her with your lips

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her body was built like a flute
With holes and a tight little chute
Play her with your lips
Hold onto her hips

 

[weespanner]

Her body was built like a flute
With holes and a tight little chute
Play her with your lips
Hold onto her hips
And she'll emit more than a 'toot'

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her body was built like a flute
With holes and a tight little chute
Play her with your lips
Hold onto her hips
Make her scream until she goes mute.

sorry... jett

 

[Cymru6969]

The cello sits between her legs

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

The cello sits between her legs
right next to her fertile young eggs

 

[weespanner]

The cello sits between her legs
right next to her fertile young eggs
She gives it a strum

 

[Cymru6969]

The cello sits between her legs
right next to her fertile young eggs
She gives it a strum
Takes a swig of rum

 

[weespanner]

The cello sits between her legs
right next to her fertile young eggs
She gives it a strum
Takes a swig of rum
Then plays as she chews on the dregs

 

[Cymru6969]

He took aim for the "money shot"

 

[AbsintheFather]

He took aim for the "money shot"
She then asked, "Is that all you've got?"

 

[Cymru6969]

He took aim for the "money shot"
She then asked, "Is that all you've got?"
Milkman he was not

 

[weespanner]

We can't have all 5 lines rhyming, so...


He took aim for the "money shot"
She then asked, "Is that all you've got?"
"Though not a milkman
It has just began
Just wait 'til I untie this knot!"


oops, got carried away

 

[Cymru6969]

watch me

He took aim for the "money shot"
She then asked, "Is that all you've got?"
Milkman he was not
Still, he hit the spot
Facial was worth her price, he thought

We can't have all 5 lines rhyming, so...


He took aim for the "money shot"
She then asked, "Is that all you've got?"
"Though not a milkman
It has just began
Just wait 'til I untie this knot!"


oops, got carried away

 

[AbsintheFather]

My turn

He took aim for the "money shot"
She then asked, "Is that all you've got?"
Milkman he was not
Smaller than a snot
She said "Next time put it in my slot"

 

[stickygirl]

Now just settle down and behave!

 

[weespanner]

Now just settle down and behave!
Or let's stay up all night and rave

 

[beachbaby179]

Now just settle down and behave!
Or let's stay up all night and rave
So he took a blue pill

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Now just settle down and behave!
Or let's stay up all night and rave
So he took a blue pill
To give her a thrill

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Now just settle down and behave!
Or let's stay up all night and rave
So he took a blue pill
To give her a thrill
Fucking her steamy hot, wet cave

 

[Cymru6969]

I explored the cave with some fear

 

[beachbaby179]

I explored the cave with some fear
Started trembling each time I got near

 

[KuteKaren]

I explored the cave with some fear
Started trembling each time I got near
from inside, a moan