Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[SpicySweets]

His Princess crawled up onto his lap
She seductively slipped down a strap
His lips brushed her ear

 

[AbsintheFather]

His Princess crawled up onto his lap
She seductively slipped down a strap
His lips brushed her ear
And said touch me here

 

[Cymru6969]

His Princess crawled up onto his lap
She seductively slipped down a strap
His lips brushed her ear
And said touch me here
Romance can't be found in an App

 

[Lia Monde]

Her selfie was quite revealing

 

[jasonmason]

Her selfie was quite revealing

It had all the boys squealing

 

[Lia Monde]

Her selfie was quite revealing
It had all the boys squealing
Plenty of raw skin

 

[Cymru6969]

Her selfie was quite revealing
It had all the boys squealing
Plenty of raw skin
Under aged and thin

 

[jasonmason]

Her selfie was quite revealing
It had all the boys squealing
Plenty of raw skin
Under aged and thin

Which made her quite unappealing

 

[Lia Monde]

The nymph romped in the waterfall

 

[Cymru6969]

If music be the food of love

 

[Lia Monde]

If music be the food of love
Like manna from the heavens above

 

[Cymru6969]

The nymph romped in the waterfall
Looks, lips, hips, boobs, she had it all

 

[Lia Monde]

The nymph romped in the waterfall
Looks, lips, hips, boobs, she had it all
Water made her glow

 

[Cymru6969]

The nymph romped in the waterfall
Looks, lips, hips, boobs, she had it all
Water made her glow
I'd pay for that show

 

[Lia Monde]

The nymph romped in the waterfall
Looks, lips, hips, boobs, she had it all
Water made her glow
I'd pay for that show
Plunge in and succumb to her thrall

 

[Cymru6969]

If music be the food of love
Like manna from the heavens above
Fill my ears with joy

 

[meop79]

If music be the food of love
Like manna from the heavens above
Fill my ears with joy
Blow me up a toy

 

[sweetsauce]

If music be the food of love
Like manna from the heavens above
Fill my ears with joy
Blow me up a toy
Let's fit together hand in glove

 

[37_ttej]

There was a fair maid from Llanfairpwllgwyngyll

(this one's for Cymru )

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was a fair maid from Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
Who dallied with the imp Mr. Mxyzptlk

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There was a fair maid from Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
Who dallied with the imp Mr. Mxyzptlk
His tongue got twisted

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a fair maid from Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
Who dallied with the imp Mr. Mxyzptlk
His tongue got twisted
But still he persisted

 

[meop79]

There was a fair maid from Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
Who dallied with the imp Mr. Mxyzptlk
His tongue got twisted
But still he persisted
And rhymed by the banks of the Llanfairpwllgwyngyll

 

[Lia Monde]

Betrayed, Wendy pledged vengeance forever

 

[meop79]

Betrayed, Wendy pledged vengeance forever
To give up, never, no never ever!