Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Betrayed, Wendy pledged vengeance forever
To give up, never, no never ever!
She cast a spell

 

[Lia Monde]

Betrayed, Wendy pledged vengeance forever
To give up, never, no never ever!
She cast a spell
To send him to Hell

 

[KuteKaren]

Betrayed, Wendy pledged vengeance forever
To give up, never, no never ever!
She cast a spell
To send him to Hell
and gleefully flipped down the lever

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a smart girl from the North

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There was a smart girl from the North
Could switch between languages back and forth

 

[meop79]

There was a smart girl from the North
Could switch between languages back and forth
She pursed her lips

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There was a smart girl from the North
Could switch between languages back and forth
She pursed her lips
When she told those quips

 

[meop79]

There was a smart girl from the North
Could switch between languages back and forth
She pursed her lips
When she told those quips
Her snatch wiggled for all it was worth...

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Wetness running down her soft thigh

 

[meop79]

Wetness running down her soft thigh,
Loretta's fingers got some in her eye!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Wetness running down her soft thigh,
Loretta's fingers got some in her eye!
She shrieked with disgust

 

[meop79]

Wetness running down her soft thigh,
Loretta's fingers got some in her eye!
She shrieked with disgust;
Then fingered her butt,

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Wetness running down her soft thigh,
Loretta's fingers got some in her eye!
She shrieked with disgust;
Then fingered her butt,
And rode her rubber cock till she sighed

 

[meop79]

Once in a town named Talloola

 

[thebeesknees]

Once in a town named Talloola
There lived a young lass who would screw ya

 

[Cymru6969]

Once in a town named Talloola
There lived a young lass who would screw ya
Out of what, you ask?

 

[weespanner]

Once in a town named Talloola
There lived a young lass who would screw ya
Out of what, you ask?
'Your mind' is her task

 

[sweetsauce]

Once in a town named Talloola
There lived a young lass who would screw ya
Out of what, you ask?
'Your mind' is her task
Gushing, she'd cum screaming "Booyah!"

 

[sweetsauce]

The wench went and got them some beer

 

[weespanner]

The wench went and got them some beer
But Paul thought that his tasted queer

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The wench went and got them some beer
But Paul thought that his tasted queer
It had lumps in it

 

[weespanner]

The wench went and got them some beer
But Paul thought that his tasted queer
It had lumps in it
He spat 'This beer's shit!'

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The wench went and got them some beer
But Paul thought that his tasted queer
It had lumps in it
He spat 'This beer's shit!'
This swill's straight from the loo, I fear

 

[thebeesknees]

A Cucumber, a carrot, and a pickle were presented

 

[Adre]

A Cucumber, a carrot, and a pickle were presented
In a flash the lad's pants were tented