Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Aussie_Wolf]

The lass from the wee Irish town

 

[weespanner]

The spin cycle made her clit throb
She wished that she had a hard knob


The lass from the wee Irish town
Went to bed without a nightgown

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

The spin cycle made her clit throb
She wished that she had a hard knob
she sat on the top


The lass from the wee Irish town
Went to bed without a nightgown
her hand wandered at night

 

[weespanner]

The spin cycle made her clit throb
She wished that she had a hard knob
she sat on the top
(She'll soon need a mop)



The lass from the wee Irish town
Went to bed without a nightgown
her hand wandered at night
When she turned off the light

 

[37_ttej]

The spin cycle made her clit throb
She wished that she had a hard knob
she sat on the top
(She'll soon need a mop)
And came with a gasp and a sob.


The lass from the wee Irish town
Went to bed without a nightgown
her hand wandered at night
When she turned off the light
To three-finger her back door brown

(distgustingly flexible *erk* )

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

The spin cycle made her clit throb
She wished that she had a hard knob
she sat on the top
(She'll soon need a mop)
as it turned her into a quivering blob



The lass from the wee Irish town
Went to bed without a nightgown
her hand wandered at night
When she turned off the light
and played in her neatly trimmed down

 

[37_ttej]

Nicely finished, A_W.

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Laundry day sounds like great fun

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Laundry day sounds like great fun
Clean clothes and hang them in the sun

 

[37_ttej]

Laundry day sounds like great fun
Clean clothes and hang them in the sun
Then frolic 'round nude

 

[weespanner]

Laundry day sounds like great fun
Clean clothes and hang them in the sun
Then frolic 'round nude
'Til you're in the mood
To play as wet garments are spun

oops!

 

[37_ttej]

Wee did an oopsie right there!

 

[weespanner]

Wee did an oopsie right there!
Spin-cycle time, she doesn't care

 

[37_ttej]

Wee did an oopsie right there!
Spin-cycle time, she doesn't care
Dang, now the load's done

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Wee did an oopsie right there!
Spin-cycle time, she doesn't care
She jams her clit on the side

 

[weespanner]

Wee did an oopsie right there!
Spin-cycle time, she doesn't care
Dang, now the load's done
She starts a new one

 

[DukeSupernature]

Wee did an oopsie right there!
Spin-cycle time, she doesn't care
Dang, now the load's done
She starts a new one
A huge load - not one of them spares.

 

[stickygirl]

Do guys wash their undies by hand?

undies = undergarments in UK. idk what Americans men call their underpants ... underpants?! *confused*

 

[37_ttej]

Do guys wash their undies by hand?
Hell no, it's the stench we can't stand!

 

[pensivepoet]

Do guys wash their undies by hand?
Hell no, it's the stench we can't stand!
Crispy and crusty

 

[Firecracker]

Do guys wash their undies by hand?
Hell no, it's the stench we can't stand!
Crispy and crusty
And borderline dusty

 

[SpicySweets]

Do guys wash their undies by hand?
Hell no, it's the stench we can't stand!
Crispy and crusty
And borderline dusty
With skid marks from gusset to band

 

[pensivepoet]

Ewww!
Or~
Do guys wash their undies by hand?
Hell no, it's the stench we can't stand!
Crispy and crusty
And a WEE bit rusty
Against the wall they just stand!

 

[pensivepoet]

A needed fart was all he meant

 

[stickygirl]

A needed fart was all he meant
With hands on his knees, he was bent

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

A needed fart was all he meant
With hands on his knees, he was bent
His belly full of trapped wind