Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Aussie_Wolf]

Senor was a ladies' man
He would take it any way he can
paying or begging,
He liked fucking and pegging
and would cum all over the land

 

[37_ttej]

Poor Dee's not feeling so great

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Poor Dee's not feeling so great
So let's help her masturbate

 

[pensivepoet]

Poor Dee's not feeling so great
So let's help her masturbate
Kiss to the clit?

 

[weespanner]

Poor Dee's not feeling so great
So let's help her masturbate
Kiss to the clit?
That should do it

 

[37_ttej]

Poor Dee's not feeling so great
So let's help her masturbate
Here, Dee, drink this rum
And we will just fum-
-ble a bit with your 'front gate'.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Aww, you guys, you make me feel better

 

[37_ttej]

Poor Dee's not feeling so great
So let's help her masturbate
Kiss to the clit?
That should do it
And a Wee pat on her pate.

(So Wee will give you a head massage while Aussie, PP and I look after your other bits, OK? )


Aww, you guys, you make me feel better
It's that or receiving a letter

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Poor Dee's not feeling so great
So let's help her masturbate
Kiss to the clit?
That should do it
okay not once lets say eight

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Tonight outside it's absolutely frigid

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Tonight outside it's absolutely frigid
Only good for women called Bridgid

 

[37_ttej]

Tonight outside it's absolutely frigid
Only good for women called Bridgid
Whether snow or ice

 

[indy0311]

Tonight outside it's absolutely frigid
Only good for women called Bridgid
Whether snow or ice
She'd do every guy twice

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Tonight outside it's absolutely frigid
Only good for women called Bridgid
Whether snow or ice
She'd do every guy twice
As long as his cock remains rigid

 

[weespanner]

He came with an almighty roar

 

[sweetsauce]

He came with an almighty roar
Another date on his "conquest" world tour

Wee hugs

 

[weespanner]

((sweets!))

He came with an almighty roar
Another date on his "conquest" world tour
He caught the next plane

 

[37_ttej]

He came with an almighty roar
Another date on his "conquest" world tour
He caught the next plane
To upstate Maine

 

[weespanner]

He came with an almighty roar
Another date on his "conquest" world tour
He caught the next plane
To upstate Maine
To rest 'cos his willy was sore

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

On the exercise ball, she was railed

 

[fathom7]

On the exercise ball, she was railed
But how was it she was impaled?

 

[DukeSupernature]

On the exercise ball, she was railed
But how was it she was impaled?
To counter the bounce

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

On the exercise ball, she was railed
But how was it she was impaled?
Where there's balls, there are sticks

 

[fathom7]

On the exercise ball, she was railed
But how was it she was impaled?
Where there's balls, there are sticks
And some look like pricks

On the exercise ball, she was railed
But how was it she was impaled?
To counter the bounce
Whenever she mounts

 

[DukeSupernature]

On the exercise ball, she was railed
But how was it she was impaled?
Where there's balls, there are sticks
And some look like pricks
And all else that entailed.

On the exercise ball, she was railed
But how was it she was impaled?
To counter the bounce
Whenever she mounts
She sticks out her tongue like a tail.