Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

Sushi made Suzy feel randy
So her boyfriend kept raw fish handy
She begged for it raw
And with gusto he'd gnaw
'Til she screamed and her legs went bandy

 

[Lia Monde]

Sushi made Suzy feel randy
So her boyfriend kept raw fish handy
She begged for it raw
And with gusto he'd gnaw
Devouring her pubic candy.

 

[Lia Monde]

On the bed, spread sensual Mama

 

[weespanner]

On the bed, spread sensual Mama
Wearing a silky pyjama

 

[thebeesknees]

On the bed, spread sensual Mama
Wearing a silky pyjama
Her legs were spread wide
and in I did glide

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[weespanner]

On the bed, spread sensual Mama
Wearing a silky pyjama
Her legs were spread wide
and in I did glide
To begin a sexual drama

 

[Firecracker]

She awoke, wearing nary a thing

 

[DukeSupernature]

She awoke, wearing nary a thing
Which sure woke him up with a *ding*

 

[Firecracker]

She awoke, wearing nary a thing
Which sure woke him up with a *ding*
She gasped at its size

 

[DukeSupernature]

She awoke, wearing nary a thing
Which sure woke him up with a *ding*
She gasped at its size
From ribs to her thighs

 

[Firecracker]

She awoke, wearing nary a thing
Which sure woke him up with a *ding*
She gasped at its size
From ribs to her thighs
It was definitely fit for a king

 

[TomBoner]

My moans echoes in her cunt

 

[thinking_theo]

My moans echoes in her cunt
Slipping and siding on the hunt

 

[weespanner]

My moans echoes in her cunt
Slipping and siding on the hunt
Using tongue skills

 

[kedsnbourbon]

My moans echoes in her cunt
Slipping and siding on the hunt
Using tongue skills
And feathery quills

 

[weespanner]

My moans echoes in her cunt
Slipping and siding on the hunt
Using tongue skills
And feathery quills
'Til she cums with a squeal and a grunt

 

[Firecracker]

For Sunday she can't hardly wait,

 

[thebeesknees]

For Sunday she can't hardly wait,
There won't be a need to masturbate

 

[thebeesknees]

sorry posted it twice and even I know it wasn't that good!!

 

[thinking_theo]

For Sunday she can't hardly wait,
There won't be a need to masturbate
He'll bend her over

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

For Sunday she can't hardly wait,
There won't be a need to masturbate
He'll bend her over
And pound through the clover

 

[AbsintheFather]

For Sunday she can't hardly wait,
There won't be a need to masturbate
He'll bend her over
And pound through the clover
After Valentine's she can't walk straight

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She'll walk sideways like a crab

 

[Lia Monde]

She'll walk sideways like a crab
As her moist box, Sir Charles did grab

 

[37_ttej]

She'll walk sideways like a crab
As her moist box, Sir Charles did grab
"C'arn luv, gizza kiss!"
(He'd been on the piss)