Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

I just noticed this is my thread!
Last page of the old one, now dead (R:I.)



He just blushed then smirked with a nod
While she got to work on his rod

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I just noticed this is my thread!
Last page of the old one, now dead
Rhymes in infamy



He just blushed then smirked with a nod
While she got to work on his rod
He moved with her lips

 

[weespanner]

I just noticed this is my thread!
Last page of the old one, now dead
Rhymes in infamy
^That's too hard for me!



He just blushed then smirked with a nod
While she got to work on his rod
He moved with her lips
Groaning, thrusting hips

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I just noticed this is my thread!
Last page of the old one, now dead
Rhymes in infamy
^That's too hard for me!
It's okay. These are rarely read.


He just blushed then smirked with a nod
While she got to work on his rod
He moved with her lips
Groaning, thrusting hips
Then gasped in joy, shooting his wad

 

[thebeesknees]

long silky legs and a shape for lovin

 

[mamasota]

Long silky legs and a shape for lovin
Hips and curves made for shovin'

 

[37_ttej]

Long silky legs and a shape for lovin
Hips and curves made for shovin'
Grab hold and start slow

 

[weespanner]

Long silky legs and a shape for lovin
Hips and curves made for shovin'
Grab hold and start slow
And try not to blow

 

[37_ttej]

Long silky legs and a shape for lovin
Hips and curves made for shovin'
Grab hold and start slow
And try not to blow
Before you enter her oven

*lame*

But it's Friday afternoon and I reserve the right to have no residual brain capacity whatsoever!

 

[DukeSupernature]

Carved by wood and melted by fire

 

[weespanner]

Carved by wood and melted by fire
Pinocchio was such a liar

 

[DukeSupernature]

Carved by wood and melted by fire
Pinocchio was such a liar
He should know better

 

[weespanner]

Carved by wood and melted by fire
Pinocchio was such a liar
He should know better
Asbestos sweater?

 

[DukeSupernature]

Carved by wood and melted by fire
Pinocchio was such a liar
He should know better
Asbestos sweater?
Will just make him burn like a tire.

 

[thebeesknees]

He sucked on her clit for what seemed like a day

 

[SpicySweets]

He sucked on her clit for what seemed like a day
Devouring her pussy like a gourmet entrée

 

[thebeesknees]

He sucked on her clit for what seemed like a day
Devouring her pussy like a gourmet entrée
Her hips they did rock

 

[SpicySweets]

He sucked on her clit for what seemed like a day
Devouring her pussy like a gourmet entrée
Her hips they did rock
Which stiffened his cock

 

[thebeesknees]

He sucked on her clit for what seemed like a day
Devouring her pussy like a gourmet entrée
Her hips they did rock
Which stiffened his cock
so he fucked and shouted olay (sp?)

 

[thebeesknees]

His pecker turned a mean shade of red

 

[weespanner]

His pecker turned a mean shade of red
*This cock ring's far too tight!" he said

 

[kedsnbourbon]

His pecker turned a mean shade of red
*This cock ring's far too tight!" he said
With a shrill, he cried

 

[weespanner]

His pecker turned a mean shade of red
"This cock ring's far too tight!" he said
With a shrill, he cried
"Help get it untied! "

 

[kedsnbourbon]

His pecker turned a mean shade of red
"This cock ring's far too tight!" he said
With a shrill, he cried
"Help get it untied! "
Too late. It was already dead.

 

[Firecracker]

She longed for some summertime fun