Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[kedsnbourbon]

He slept while she played with her clit
Loud moaning, she tried to omit
He stirred in his sleep
So she cried 'Oh *bleep*'
Then went back to playing on Lit

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Secretly, he was playing too

 

[weespanner]

Secretly, he was playing too
Since he had a bird's eye view

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Secretly, he was playing too
Since he had a bird's eye view
Watched her fingers touch

 

[jackflash81]

Secretly, he was playing too
Since he had a bird's eye view
watched her fingers touch
it just about proved too much

 

[SpicySweets]

Secretly, he was playing too
Since he had a bird's eye view
watched her fingers touch
it just about proved too much
And what a great big load he blew

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Secretly, he was playing too
Since he had a bird's eye view
watched her fingers touch
it just proved too much
He came with her as if on cue

 

[37_ttej]

Secretly, he was playing too
Since he had a bird's eye view
watched her fingers touch
it just about proved too much
As he quietly sprayed his goo

 

[kedsnbourbon]

So many fingers in her pot

 

[37_ttej]

So many fingers in her pot
She seemed to have fitted the lot

(Which belies the old saying, 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' since, in this case, both hands were happily occupied in her bush. )

 

[kedsnbourbon]

So many fingers in her pot
She seemed to have fitted the lot
It was a tight squeeze

 

[BrokenRomantic]

So many fingers in her pot
She seemed to have fitted the lot
It was a tight squeeze
For more, she said please!

 

[37_ttej]

So many fingers in her pot
She seemed to have fitted the lot
It was a tight squeeze
For more, she said please
Out back's the only room I've got!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

So many fingers in her pot
She seemed to have fitted the lot
It was a tight squeeze
For more, she said please!
As the juices covered her mott

So many fingers in her pot
She seemed to have fitted the lot
It was a tight squeeze
But with seeming ease
They enjoyed everything they got

 

[37_ttej]

The sheets are now sopping wet

 

[weespanner]

The sheets are now sopping wet
I think only half of it's sweat

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The sheets are now sopping wet
I think only half of it's sweat
She just spilled her drink

 

[weespanner]

The sheets are now sopping wet
I think only half of it's sweat
She just spilled her drink
A creamy one? *wink*

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The sheets are now sopping wet
I think only half of it's sweat
She just spilled her drink
A creamy one? *wink*
Now clean it up like a good pet

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She gave him his breakfast in bed

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She gave him his breakfast in bed
Which led to her getting some head

 

[weespanner]

She gave him his breakfast in bed
Which led to her getting some head
She needed fed too

 

[37_ttej]

She gave him his breakfast in bed
Which led to her getting some head
She needed fed too
She thought as she blew

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She gave him his breakfast in bed
Which led to her getting some head
She needed fed too
Fed her his bamboo

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She gave him his breakfast in bed
Which led to her getting some head
She needed fed too
She thought as she blew
But only got shrinkage instead