kedsnbourbon
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In Vegas a guy can be naughty
While trying to crack the jack-potty
Under the table
While trying to crack the jack-potty
Under the table
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In Vegas a guy can be naughty
with a hooker named slutty old Dotty
She sits on his lap
with a hooker named slutty old Dotty
She sits on his lap
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In Vegas a guy can be naughty
While trying to crack the jack-potty
Under the table
With croupière Mabel
In Vegas a guy can be naughty
with a hooker named slutty old Dotty
She sits on his lap
And fondles his 'chap'
While trying to crack the jack-potty
Under the table
With croupière Mabel
In Vegas a guy can be naughty
with a hooker named slutty old Dotty
She sits on his lap
And fondles his 'chap'
AbsintheFather
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In Vegas a guy can be naughty
While trying to crack the jack-potty
Under the table
With croupière Mabel
My Gawd she is a freakin' Hottie
In Vegas a guy can be naughty
with a hooker named slutty old Dotty
She sits on his lap
And fondles his 'chap'
While he is fingering her Twatty
While trying to crack the jack-potty
Under the table
With croupière Mabel
My Gawd she is a freakin' Hottie
In Vegas a guy can be naughty
with a hooker named slutty old Dotty
She sits on his lap
And fondles his 'chap'
While he is fingering her Twatty
kedsnbourbon
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In Vegas a guy can be naughty
While trying to crack the jack-potty
Under the table
With croupière Mabel
the sexy casino hottie
In Vegas a guy can be naughty
with a hooker named slutty old Dotty
She sits on his lap
And fondles his 'chap'
and makes his pants get all sotty
While trying to crack the jack-potty
Under the table
With croupière Mabel
the sexy casino hottie
In Vegas a guy can be naughty
with a hooker named slutty old Dotty
She sits on his lap
And fondles his 'chap'
and makes his pants get all sotty
AbsintheFather
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He had won a large stack of chips
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He had won a large stack of chips
Thought he'd use them to get to her nips
Tucked some in her bra
Thought he'd use them to get to her nips
Tucked some in her bra
AbsintheFather
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He had won a large stack of chips
Thought he'd use them to get to her nips
Tucked some in her bra
With his over-sized paw
Thought he'd use them to get to her nips
Tucked some in her bra
With his over-sized paw
weespanner
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He had won a large stack of chips
Thought he'd use them to get to her nips
Tucked some in her bra
With his over-sized paw
And asked if she'd like extra tips
Thought he'd use them to get to her nips
Tucked some in her bra
With his over-sized paw
And asked if she'd like extra tips
weespanner
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She followed him up to his room
To check out his 'tip', I presume
To check out his 'tip', I presume
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She followed him up to his room
To check out his 'tip', I presume
But when she saw his dick
She creid "That's too thick!"
To check out his 'tip', I presume
But when she saw his dick
She creid "That's too thick!"
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She followed him up to his room
To check out his 'tip', I presume
But when she saw his dick
She couldn't help get sick
To check out his 'tip', I presume
But when she saw his dick
She couldn't help get sick
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She followed him up to his room
To check out his 'tip', I presume
But when she saw his dick
She creid "That's too thick ...
It will NEVER fit in my womb!"
She followed him up to his room
To check out his 'tip', I presume
But when she saw his dick
She couldn't help get sick
It looked like it'd been exhumed.
To check out his 'tip', I presume
But when she saw his dick
She creid "That's too thick ...
It will NEVER fit in my womb!"
She followed him up to his room
To check out his 'tip', I presume
But when she saw his dick
She couldn't help get sick
It looked like it'd been exhumed.
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Too quickly, he zipped up his package
kedsnbourbon
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Too quickly, he zipped up his package
Before he could stop the leakage
Before he could stop the leakage
Deprived_in_AZ
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Too quickly, he zipped up his package
Before he could stop the leakage
The damage was done
Before he could stop the leakage
The damage was done
kedsnbourbon
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Too quickly, he zipped up his package
Before he could stop the leakage
The damage was done
And so was the fun
Before he could stop the leakage
The damage was done
And so was the fun
Deprived_in_AZ
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Too quickly, he zipped up his package
Before he could stop the leakage
The damage was done
And so was the fun
He drove home sitting in seepage
Before he could stop the leakage
The damage was done
And so was the fun
He drove home sitting in seepage
kedsnbourbon
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He slept while she played with her clit
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He slept while she played with her clit
Loud moaning, she tried to omit
Loud moaning, she tried to omit
kedsnbourbon
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He slept while she played with her clit
Loud moaning, she tried to omit
He stirred in his sleep
Loud moaning, she tried to omit
He stirred in his sleep
weespanner
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He slept while she played with her clit
Loud moaning, she tried to omit
He stirred in his sleep
So she cried 'Oh *bleep*'
Loud moaning, she tried to omit
He stirred in his sleep
So she cried 'Oh *bleep*'
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