Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[BrokenRomantic]

In the shower he took her to play
The best way to start of hump day
Press her to the wall
Just don't slip and fall
Hold her steady and just fuck away

 

[weespanner]

It's time for some fun with the soap

 

[BrokenRomantic]

It's time for some fun with the soap
Not the prison kind, I sure hope!

 

[weespanner]

It's time for some fun with the soap
Not the prison kind, I sure hope!
Just don't bend down

 

[BrokenRomantic]

It's time for some fun with the soap
Not the prison kind, I sure hope!
Just don't bend down
Protect your crown

 

[weespanner]

It's time for some fun with the soap
Not the prison kind, I sure hope!
Just don't bend down
Protect your crown
Don't offer them something to grope

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Hot baths can be so relieving

 

[weespanner]

Hot baths can be so relieving
Test 9 months after conceiving

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Hot baths can be so relieving
Test 9 months after conceiving
Let's hope not too bad

 

[weespanner]

Hot baths can be so relieving
Test 9 months after conceiving
Let's hope not too bad
For Mum or for Dad?

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Hot baths can be so relieving
Test 9 months after conceiving
Let's hope not too bad
For Mum or for Dad?
Don't want either to be grieving

 

[TomBoner]

He poked her hard and deep

 

[DukeSupernature]

He poked her hard and deep
She totally snores in her sleep

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

He poked her hard and deep
She totally snores in her sleep

with a hell of a grunt

 

[DukeSupernature]

He poked her hard and deep
She totally snores in her sleep
With a hell of a grunt
She woke with a shunt

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He poked her hard and deep
She totally snores in her sleep
With a hell of a grunt
She woke with a shunt
Which made his cock do more than weep

 

[TomBoner]

Ted wanted to fuck her bad

 

[weespanner]

Ted wanted to fuck her bad
So he took her back to his pad

 

[TomBoner]

Ted wanted to fuck her bad
So he took her back to his pad
With his dick sliding in

 

[CaptainCreamer]

Ted wanted to fuck her bad
So he took her back to his pad
With his dick sliding in
He said with a grin,

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

oops, missed it....


Ted wanted to fuck her bad
So he took her back to his pad
With his dick sliding in
He said with a grin,
You're pussy really feels rad.

 

[TomBoner]

Ted wanted to fuck her bad
So he took her back to his pad
With his dick sliding in
He said with a grin,
"Ya know your pussy smells like a Shad"!

 

[suckonsimon]

In Vegas a guy can be naughty

 

[weespanner]

In Vegas a guy can be naughty
While trying to crack the jack-potty

 

[TomBoner]

In Vegas a guy can be naughty
with a hooker named slutty old Dotty