Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

If it's cold, give it a cozy
Or rub it 'til it's pink and rosy
A few rapid strokes
Happy endings, folks!
He'll soon be crying 'here he blows-ee!'

 

[BrokenRomantic]

If it's cold, give it a cozy
Or rub it 'til it's pink and rosy
A few rapid strokes
Will soon help to coax
A 'splosion, and might scream "oh no-zee!"

 

[BrokenRomantic]

BR's not rhyming well tonight

 

[weespanner]

BR's not rhyming well tonight
Me neither, my one was shite

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

BR's not rhyming well tonight
Me neither, my one was shite
Maybe they will get better

 

[BrokenRomantic]

BR's not rhyming well tonight
Me neither, my one was shite
Maybe they'll better
Get ladies wetter

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

BR's not rhyming well tonight
Me neither, my one was shite
Maybe they'll better
Get ladies wetter
And make their Poetry out of Sight

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Don't fret! We've still got rhythm, wee.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Don't fret! We've still got rhythm, wee.
We can still rhyme with the best, see

 

[weespanner]

Don't fret! We've still got rhythm, wee.
We can still rhyme with the best, see
BR saved the day

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Don't fret! We've still got rhythm, wee.
We can still rhyme with the best, see
BR saved the day
He does like to play

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Don't fret! We've still got rhythm, wee.
We can still rhyme with the best, see
BR saved the day
He does like to play
The Mojo's back for both, Glee.

 

[Lia Monde]

Super Bowl made the Pats fan damp.

 

[pensivepoet]

*hiya jett!*
Super Bowl made the Pats fan damp.
She smelled just like a super tramp

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Super Bowl made the Pats fan damp.
She smelled just like a super tramp
But their deflated balls

 

[DukeSupernature]

Super Bowl made the Pats fan damp.
She smelled just like a super tramp
But their deflated balls
Drew nasty cat calls

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Super Bowl made the Pats fan damp.
She smelled just like a super tramp
But their deflated balls
Drew nasty cat calls
All in writing, which led to hand cramps

 

[DukeSupernature]

The 'Northern Lights' are upside down

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

The 'Northern Lights' are upside down
You'll never see them, lest you leave that town

 

[DukeSupernature]

The 'Northern Lights' are upside down
You'll never see them, lest you leave that town
My mum made me lunch

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

The 'Northern Lights' are upside down
You'll never see them, lest you leave that town
My mum made me lunch
Her lamb packs a punch

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The 'Northern Lights' are upside down
You'll never see them, lest you leave that town
My mum made me lunch
Hand of God for brunch

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

The 'Northern Lights' are upside down
You'll never see them, lest you leave that town
My mum made me lunch
Hand of God for brunch
The Borealisest Aurora around?

 

[DukeSupernature]

The 'Northern Lights' are upside down
You'll never see them, lest you leave that town
My mum made me lunch
Hand of God for brunch
The Borealisest Aurora around?

*zing*

 

[DukeSupernature]

When you're rocking a vibe like that