Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[FantasySlut]

Grab your toys and let's play

 

[missmaddy]

Grab your toys and let's play
A game that could take us all day

 

[thebeesknees]

Grab your toys and let's play
A game that could take us all day
I'll show you mine
__________________

 

[missmaddy]

Grab your toys and let's play
A game that could take us all day
I'll show you mine
But mine you must find

 

[WetBiMoose]

Grab your toys and let's play
A game that could take us all day
I'll show you mine
But mine you must find
So let's start the fun right away

 

[pensivepoet]

Tom brady can score with soft balls

 

[37_ttej]

Tom brady can score with soft balls
Dressed in old blue overalls

(welcome back PP )

 

[weespanner]

Tom brady can score with soft balls
Dressed in old blue overalls
A rip in the pants

 

[37_ttej]

Tom brady can score with soft balls
Dressed in old blue overalls
A rip in the pants
They jiggle'n dance

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Tom brady can score with soft balls
Dressed in old blue overalls
A rip in the pants
Exposes little ants

 

[weespanner]

Tom brady can score with soft balls
Dressed in old blue overalls
A rip in the pants
They jiggle'n dance
'Til out his flaccid willy falls


Tom brady can score with soft balls
Dressed in old blue overalls
A rip in the pants
Exposes little ants
Crawling all over his smalls

 

[missmaddy]

Tom brady can score with soft balls
Dressed in old blue overalls
A rip in the pants
They jiggle'n dance
Then deflate with each refs bad calls

 

[37_ttej]

(Haha - nice one, MM )

His kit dangled in the breeze

 

[FantasySlut]

His kit dangled in the breeze
Watch out, or it will freeze

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

His gear dangled in the breeze
in the cold it used to Freeze

 

[37_ttej]

His gear dangled in the breeze
in the cold it used to Freeze
Up close or hung low

 

[missmaddy]

His kit dangled in the breeze
Watch out, or it will freeze
Like a Popsicle stick

 

[BrokenRomantic]

His gear dangled in the breeze
in the cold it used to Freeze
Up close or hung low
Or tied in a bow

 

[BrokenRomantic]

His kit dangled in the breeze
Watch out, or it will freeze
Like a Popsicle stick
Even just as thick

 

[weespanner]

His gear dangled in the breeze
in the cold it used to Freeze
Up close or hung low
Or tied in a bow
So it doesn't bang on his knees


His kit dangled in the breeze
Watch out, or it will freeze
Like a Popsicle stick
Even just as thick
Just heat it up with a squeeze

 

[BrokenRomantic]

If it's cold, give it a cozy
Feel the warmth, all will be rosy
Slip it down the shaft
Hurry! Don't be daft!
Don't brag, unless someone's nosey

decided to take this one since "cozy" is tough to rhyme

 

[weespanner]

If it's cold, give it a cozy
Or rub it 'til it's pink and rosy

 

[BrokenRomantic]

If it's cold, give it a cozy
Or rub it 'til it's pink and rosy
A few rapid strokes

wee

 

[weespanner]

BR

If it's cold, give it a cozy
Or rub it 'til it's pink and rosy
A few rapid strokes
Will soon help to coax

 

[37_ttej]

If it's cold, give it a cozy
Or rub it 'til it's pink and rosy
A few rapid strokes
Happy endings, folks!