Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[kedsnbourbon]

BR went out for a drive
Dressed to score and feeling alive
My arousal just soared
Sounds like he's scored
So much better than the hand jive


BR went out for a drive
Wee's pic made him come alive
I picked up some wine
Blindfold and some twine
And a razor for a clean dive

 

[BrokenRomantic]

BR went out for a drive
Dressed to score and feeling alive
My arousal just soared
Her look had me floored
Tween her thighs, yes I'll arrive



BR went out for a drive
Wee's pic made him come alive
I picked up some wine
Together we'll dine
Hope it helps our passion thrive

 

[SpicySweets]

On Fridays we shouldn't wear pants

 

[DukeSupernature]

On Fridays we shouldn't wear pants
Ventilation wards off the rants

 

[SpicySweets]

On Fridays we shouldn't wear pants
Ventilation wards off the rants
We'll play some good tunes

 

[DukeSupernature]

On Fridays we shouldn't wear pants
Ventilation wards off the rants
We'll play some good tunes
Deft fingers a boon

 

[SpicySweets]

On Fridays we shouldn't wear pants
Ventilation wards off the rants
We'll play some good tunes
Deft fingers a boon
Horizontally, let's dance

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A boogie-woogie under the sheets?

 

[DukeSupernature]

A boogie-woogie under the sheets?
To horizontal mambo beats

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A boogie-woogie under the sheets?
To horizontal mambo beats
The rhythm is hot

 

[missmaddy]

A boogie-woogie under the sheets?
To horizontal mambo beats
The rhythm is hot
And hits the right spot

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A boogie-woogie under the sheets?
To horizontal mambo beats
The rhythm is hot
And hits the right spot
I just love doing these dirty deeds!

 

[Lia Monde]

To flirt, she used sexual banter

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

To flirt, she used sexual banter
A seductress, one might say, an enchanter

 

[HellBenttoo]

To flirt, she used sexual banter
A seductress, one might say, an enchanter
Weaving her spell

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

To flirt, she used sexual banter
A seductress, one might say, an enchanter
Weaving her spell
With every word she would tell

 

[37_ttej]

To flirt, she used sexual banter
A seductress, one might say, an enchanter
Weaving her spell
With every word she would tell
The boys would all come at a canter

*giddyup!*

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Giddyup", she cried, "Ride 'em, Cowboy!"

 

[DukeSupernature]

"Giddyup", she cried, "Ride 'em, Cowboy!"
As she frothed at his 'bit' in joy

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Giddyup", she cried, "Ride 'em, Cowboy!"
As she frothed at his 'bit' in joy
He obeyed her command

 

[DukeSupernature]

"Giddyup", she cried, "Ride 'em, Cowboy!"
As she frothed at his 'bit' in joy
He obeyed her command
Whip cracked on demand

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Giddyup", she cried, "Ride 'em, Cowboy!"
As she frothed at his 'bit' in joy
He obeyed her command
Whip cracked on demand
He was a good little fuck toy

 

[FantasySlut]

It's time to rise and shine

 

[jackflash81]

It's time to rise and shine
Wake up and make the day mine

 

[weespanner]

It's time to rise and shine
Wake up and make the day mine
A morning kiss

FS