Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Aussie_Wolf]

Jonah Falcon has a big cock
It's often as hard as a rock
Thirteen five inches
In his pants it pinches

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Jonah Falcon has a big cock
It's often as hard as a rock
Thirteen five inches
In pants, it pinches
So usually he just wears a sock

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Jonah Falcon has a big cock
It's often as hard as a rock
Thirteen five inches
In his pants it pinches
'Til it's freed from its lap-top dock

 

[AbsintheFather]

I had throw one in


Jonah Falcon has a big cock
It's often as hard as a rock
Thirteen five inches
In pants, it pinches
And cum so thick he uses it to caulk

 

[SpicySweets]

I had throw one in


Jonah Falcon has a big cock
It's often as hard as a rock
Thirteen five inches
In pants, it pinches
And cum so thick he uses it to caulk

This version made me say "Ewww!"

 

[kedsnbourbon]

This version made me say "Ewww!"
t'would be tough to swallow for you?

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

This version made me say "Ewww!"
t'would be tough to swallow for you?
The sight and the taste

 

[kedsnbourbon]

This version made me say "Ewww!"
t'would be tough to swallow for you?
The sight and the taste
A lot like toothpaste

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

This version made me say "Ewww!"
t'would be tough to swallow for you?
The sight and the taste
A lot like toothpaste
Used primarily for taming the shrew

 

[37_ttej]

This version made me say "Ewww!"
t'would be tough to swallow for you?
The sight and the taste
A lot like toothpaste
Used primarily for taming the shrew

Also for glueing the shoe.

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So how cum there's different tastes?

 

[BrokenRomantic]

So how cum there's different tastes?
Can some taste like 'mato paste?

 

[weespanner]

So how cum there's different tastes?
Can some taste like 'mato paste?
Let's hope it's not red

 

[Lia Monde]

So how cum there's different tastes?
Can some taste like 'mato paste?
Let's hope it's not red
Or soon you'll be dead

 

[weespanner]

So how cum there's different tastes?
Can some taste like 'mato paste?
Let's hope it's not red
Or soon you'll be dead
And all that cum would go to waste

 

[Lia Monde]

What a sultry new avatar

 

[kedsnbourbon]

What a sultry new avatar
'tis the very best one, by far

 

[BrokenRomantic]

What a sultry new avatar
I agree. She looks like a star.

 

[weespanner]

What a sultry new avatar
'tis the very best one, by far
T'was time for a change



What a sultry new avatar
I agree. She looks like a star.
You're making me blush

 

[kedsnbourbon]

What a sultry new avatar
'tis the very best one, by far
T'was time for a change
Oh, that's not so strange



What a sultry new avatar
I agree. She looks like a star.
You're making me blush
Like red candy crush

 

[BrokenRomantic]

What a sultry new avatar
'tis the very best one, by far
T'was time for a change
Oh, that's not so strange
All your pics are better than par



What a sultry new avatar
I agree. She looks like a star.
You're making me blush
Like red candy crush
Be there soon. Getting in my car.

 

[weespanner]

BR went out for a drive

 

[Lia Monde]

BR went out for a drive
Dressed to score and feeling alive

 

[kedsnbourbon]

BR went out for a drive
Wee's pic made him come alive

 

[BrokenRomantic]

BR went out for a drive
Dressed to score and feeling alive
My arousal just soared


BR went out for a drive
Wee's pic made him come alive
I picked up some wine

 

[weespanner]

BR went out for a drive
Dressed to score and feeling alive
My arousal just soared
Sounds like he's scored


BR went out for a drive
Wee's pic made him come alive
I picked up some wine
Blindfold and some twine