Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Backdoor_Bella]

The Lumberjack admired his wood
A little vain for his own good
Cock selfies he snapped

 

[WetBiMoose]

The Lumberjack admired his wood
A little vain for his own good
Cock selfies he snapped
And wet beavers he slapped

 

[37_ttej]

The Lumberjack admired his wood
A little vain for his own good
Cock selfies he snapped
And wet beavers he slapped
Trying to answer the age old question, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Turns out it's about 6".

-or-

For as long as he possibly could.

(but that's bore-ing)

 

[DukeSupernature]

It's not all bad to be boring

 

[weespanner]

It's not all bad to be boring
Try not to leave people snoring http://www.thegamingtailgate.com/forums/images/smilies/Smiley-Snoring.gif

 

[DukeSupernature]

It's not all bad to be boring
Try not to leave people snoring http://www.thegamingtailgate.com/forums/images/smilies/Smiley-Snoring.gif
But 'one of the crowd'

 

[weespanner]

]It's not all bad to be boring
Try not to leave people snoring
But 'one of the crowd'
(Who was well endowed)

 

[DukeSupernature]

It's not all bad to be boring
Try not to leave people snoring
But 'one of the crowd'
(Who was well endowed)
Might not die when Vikings roar in.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

The Duke was a master of strumming

 

[DukeSupernature]

The Duke was a master of strumming
A blur that would have you humming

 

[TomBoner]

The Duke was a master of strumming
and his wife was quite good at humming

 

[DukeSupernature]

The Duke was a master of strumming
A blur that would have you humming

The Duke was a master of strumming
and his wife was quite good at humming
A lauded duo

 

[Firecracker]

The Duke was a master of strumming
and his wife was quite good at humming
A lauded duo
Would put on a show

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The Duke was a master of strumming
and his wife was quite good at humming
A lauded duo
Would put on a show
And keep them happily cumming

 

[TomBoner]

The Duke was a master of strumming
and his wife was quite good at humming
A lauded duo
Would put on a show
which ended with the Duke cumming!

 

[DukeSupernature]

The Duke was a master of strumming
and his wife was quite good at humming
A lauded duo
Would put on a show
The cat wails sent neighbours running.

 

[thebeesknees]

I awoke this morning with seriously large wood

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I awoke this morning with seriously large wood
You should document for the common good

 

[37_ttej]

I awoke this morning with seriously large wood
You should document for the common good
Measure length and girth

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I awoke this morning with seriously large wood
You should document for the common good
Measure length and girth
Then write down for all your worth

 

[37_ttej]

I awoke this morning with seriously large wood
You should document for the common good
Measure length and girth
Then write down for all your worth
In case it's a Guinness World Recood

(bit of spelling license there ...)

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

LOL (Let you off)

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Jonah Falcon has a big cock

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Jonah Falcon has a big cock
It is often as hard as a rock

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Jonah Falcon has a big cock
It's often as hard as a rock
Thirteen five inches