Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[37_ttej]

But I am rather fond of ice cream
And a certain form of vice gleams
All sticky and sweet
God forbid it's neat
And with cookie-dough bits it's a dream.

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

But I am rather fond of ice cream
And a certain form of vice gleams
All sticky and sweet
God forbid it's neat

Smothered in strawberries and cream

 

[37_ttej]

Smothered in strawberries and cream

On peaches ... mmm.
Oh, we were talking actual desserts. Sorry, my bad.

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Japanese food movies are strange

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

On peaches ... mmm.
Oh, we were talking actual desserts. Sorry, my bad.

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Japanese food movies are strange

Though the meats cover a range

 

[DukeSupernature]

Japanese food movies are strange
Though the meats cover a range
Sliced up so finely

 

[weespanner]

Japanese food movies are strange
Though the meats cover a range
Sliced up so finely
It tastes divinely

 

[DukeSupernature]

Japanese food movies are strange
Though the meats cover a range
Sliced up so finely
It tastes divinely
Then they speak of their nan with mange.

 

[TomBoner]

Her pussy was nice and slick

 

[weespanner]

Her pussy was nice and slick
Anticipating his dick

 

[TomBoner]

Her pussy was nice and slick
Anticipating his dick
She grabbed it and pulled

 

[weespanner]

Her pussy was nice and slick
Anticipating his dick
She grabbed it and pulled
As he groaned and drooled

 

[TomBoner]

Her pussy was nice and slick
Anticipating his dick
She grabbed it and pulled
As he groaned and drooled
'til she quieted him with one quick kick

 

[85Ironman]

Her pussy was nice and slick
Anticipating his dick
She grabbed it and pulled
As he groaned and drooled
And gave it a very wet lick

 

[37_ttej]

He erupted with a geyser of cum

 

[85Ironman]

He erupted with a geyser of com
While she sat there, popping her gum

 

[37_ttej]

He erupted with a geyser of com
While she sat there, popping her gum
She clapped at the show

 

[weespanner]

He erupted with a geyser of com
While she sat there, popping her gum
She clapped at the show
Soaked through from the flow

 

[85Ironman]

He erupted with a geyser of com
While she sat there, popping her gum
She clapped at the show
Soaked through from the flow
From her head all the way to her bum

 

[37_ttej]

He erupted with a geyser of cum
While she sat there, popping her gum
She clapped at the show
Soaked through from the flow
Then slowly licked it off of her bum.

*the advantages of working for Cirque du Soleil*

 

[sweetsauce]

After that bombshell of note


lmao Jett! Hugs lim folk

 

[weespanner]

After that bombshell of note
Bum licking sure gets my vote

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

After that bombshell of note
Bum licking sure gets my vote.
Now roll me over and grin

 

[weespanner]

After that bombshell of note
Bum licking sure gets my vote
Roll me over and grin
Then slip that tongue in

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

After that bombshell of note
Bum licking sure gets my vote
Roll me over and grin
Then slip that tongue in
Until we get off this party boat.

 

[37_ttej]

Sounds like the Love Boat I'd say

(or the slightly lesser known Sex Orgy Submarine)