Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[sweetsauce]

Slavie sat polishing her halo
Making it shine and glow
Remiss time inside
Punishment denied
He had her from his first "hello"

 

[37_ttej]

"Come inside", he huskily said

 

[BrokenRomantic]

"Come inside", he huskily said
"You look like you haven't been fed"

 

[cliteatingman]

"Come inside", he huskily said
"You look like you haven't been fed
I have something to fill you up

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

"Come inside", he huskily said
"You look like you haven't been fed
I have something to fill you up
It isn't breakfast, lunch or sup

 

[BrokenRomantic]

"Come inside", he huskily said
"You look like you haven't been fed
I can fill you up
Just give you a shtup

 

[cliteatingman]

"Come inside", he huskily said
"You look like you haven't been fed
I can fill you up
Just give you a shtup
Or you can give me head

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

"Come inside", he huskily said
"You look like you haven't been fed
I can fill you up
Just give you a shtup
'there's plenty to eat in my bed'

 

[37_ttej]

"Come inside", he huskily said
"You look like you haven't been fed
I can fill you up
Just give you a shtup
'there's plenty to eat in my bed'

You have a fridge in your bedroom?

 

[weespanner]

You have a fridge in your bedroom?
Whipped cream and yoghurt I presume?

 

[DukeSupernature]

You have a fridge in your bedroom?
Whipped cream and yoghurt I presume?
Could I persuade you

 

[weespanner]

You have a fridge in your bedroom?
Whipped cream and yoghurt I presume?
Could I persuade you
Dessert for two?

 

[37_ttej]

You have a fridge in your bedroom?
Whipped cream and yoghurt I presume?
Could I persuade you
Dessert for two?
But please stay away from the prune .. er, legume. Yes, them too. *phraww what's that smell!*

 

[TomBoner]

Jett can be rather gross.

 

[37_ttej]

Jett can be rather gross.
And too often verbose

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Jett can be rather gross.
And too often verbose
his farts so phonetic

 

[weespanner]

Jett can be rather gross.
And too often verbose
his farts so phonetic
Like an anesthetic

 

[37_ttej]

Jett can be rather gross.
And too often verbose
his farts so phonetic
Like an anesthetic
Just leave you comatose.

(you set that up, didn't you Wee? )

 

[weespanner]

tee hee ...I'd say Bella and I set you up beautifully


At least he can make the girls swoon

 

[37_ttej]

At least he can make the girls swoon
(Jett is a classy buffoon)

* actually, they're probably just light headed from the, ahem, 'gas' *

 

[weespanner]

At least he can make the girls swoon
(Jett is a classy buffoon)
His humour is sound
Fun to have around
Just don't ever feed him a prune

 

[37_ttej]

At least he can make the girls swoon
(Jett is a classy buffoon)
His humour is sound
Fun to have around
Just don't ever feed him a prune

Or custard. *shudder*

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But I am rather fond of ice cream

 

[DukeSupernature]

But I am rather fond of ice cream
And a certain form of vice gleams

 

[weespanner]

But I am rather fond of ice cream
And a certain form of vice gleams
All sticky and sweet

 

[DukeSupernature]

But I am rather fond of ice cream
And a certain form of vice gleams
All sticky and sweet
God forbid it's neat