Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[AbsintheFather]

The picture was too big for my screen

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

The picture was too big for my screen
A blonde, a redhead, both 18

 

[AbsintheFather]

The picture was too big for my screen
A blonde, a redhead, both 18
I needed to scroll

 

[37_ttej]

The picture was too big for my screen
His big hairy butt was just, well, mean

(not gonna ask, AF, not gonna ask )

 

[37_ttej]

The picture was too big for my screen
A blonde, a redhead, both 18
I needed to scroll
To see her sweet moll

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

The picture was too big for my screen
A blonde, a redhead, both 18
I needed to scroll
To see her sweet moll
But I didn't expect to see peen!

 

[weespanner]

The picture was too big for my screen
A blonde, a redhead, both 18
I needed to scroll
To see her sweet moll
But t'was was censored and labelled 'obscene'


The picture was too big for my screen
His big hairy butt was just, well, mean
And covered with spots
So I joined the dots

 

[AbsintheFather]

The picture was too big for my screen
His big hairy butt was just, well, mean
I started to retch

(your fault Jett )



The picture was too big for my screen
A blonde, a redhead, both 18
I needed to scroll
To see her sweet moll
But Mods deleted it for being obscene

 

[37_ttej]

The picture was too big for my screen
His big hairy butt was just, well, mean
And covered with spots
So I joined the dots
To find that they spelled the word, 'Queen'.

*erk*

 

[37_ttej]

The picture was too big for my screen
His big hairy butt was just, well, mean
I started to retch
And then had to fetch
The bucket and mop up to clean

(I think Yoda wrote that last line ... )

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

A lady, she never breaks wind

 

[weespanner]

A lady, she never breaks wind
To catch one keep eyes and ears skinned

 

[sweetsauce]

A lady, she never breaks wind
To catch one keep eyes and ears skinned
Sometimes they "fluff"

Wee, Jett, AF hugs and hiya to all

 

[weespanner]

((sweets))

A lady, she never breaks wind
To catch one keep eyes and ears skinned
Sometimes they "fluff"
But not loud enough

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A lady, she never breaks wind
To catch one keep eyes and ears skinned
Sometimes they "fluff"
But not loud enough
But so strong, to the wall you'll be pinned

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was a young lassie from Fife

 

[DukeSupernature]

There was a young lassie from Fife
Who got in a wee bit of strife

 

[weespanner]

There was a young lassie from Fife
Who got in a wee bit of strife
Got caught, panties down

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was a young lassie from Fife
Who got in a wee bit of strife
Got caught, panties down
Which caused hubs to frown

 

[DukeSupernature]

There was a young lassie from Fife
Who got in a wee bit of strife
Got caught, panties down
Her ass, some boy's crown

 

[jameslewis]

There was a young lassie from Fife
Who got in a wee bit of strife
Got caught, panties down
Which caused hubs to frown
Because she was doing his wife.

 

[weespanner]

There was a young lassie from Fife
Who got in a wee bit of strife
Got caught, panties down
Her ass, some boy's crown
That 'selfie' then ruined her life

*cue violins*

 

[availableslave2u]

slavie sat polishing her halo

 

[TomBoner]

Slavie sat polishing her halo
Making it shine and glow

 

[DukeSupernature]

Slavie sat polishing her halo
Making it shine and glow
Remiss time inside