Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[sweetsauce]

In the garden, Jill picked a flower
Which in the shed she'll devour
It's petals are soft
Leaves perfectly coiffed

 

[DukeSupernature]

In the garden, Jill picked a flower
Which in the shed she'll devour
It's petals are soft
Leaves perfectly coiffed
She'll be tripping balls in an hour.

 

[TomBoner]

The undisputed master of toilet humor is Jett
He always misses and get the seat wet
It's been said he aims to please
But then he might just cut cheese

 

[DukeSupernature]

A woman married a sneaker

 

[Kinky Minx]

A woman married a sneaker
He'd always been a bit of a peaker

 

[DukeSupernature]

A woman married a sneaker
He'd always been a bit of a peaker
Reached summit too fast

 

[Kinky Minx]

A woman married a sneaker
He'd always been a bit of a peaker
Reached summit too fast
With his hand on his mast

 

[AbsintheFather]

A woman married a sneaker
He'd always been a bit of a peaker
Reached summit too fast
With his hand on his mast
And dribble all over her beaver

 

[sweetsauce]

A woman married a sneaker
He'd always been a bit of a peaker
Reached summit too fast
With his hand on his mast
Cumming made him feel so much weaker

 

[Kinky Minx]

A man stood there stroking his member

 

[TomBoner]

A man stood there stroking his member
but suddenly he couldn't remember

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A man stood there stroking his member
but suddenly he couldn't remember
What to do next

 

[sweetsauce]

A man stood there stroking his member
but suddenly he couldn't remember
What to do next
So he sent off a text

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

A man stood there stroking his member
but suddenly he couldn't remember
What to do next
So he sent off a text
To the hot chick he met last November

 

[AbsintheFather]

She said first you must spit on your gland

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She said first you must spit on your gland
Then stroke it a skosh with your hand

 

[AbsintheFather]

She said first you must spit on your gland
Then stroke it a skosh with your hand
Just tug on a nut

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She said first you must spit on your gland
Then stroke it a skosh with your hand
Just tug on a nut
Stick a thumb up your butt

 

[AbsintheFather]

She said first you must spit on your gland
Then stroke it a skosh with your hand
Just tug on a nut
Stick a thumb up your butt
You'll soon be reaching the promised land

 

[AbsintheFather]

Nice Bella


It shot so high it hit the ceiling

 

[85Ironman]

It shot so high it hit the ceiling
And hit so hard it numbed all feeling

 

[37_ttej]

It shot so high it hit the ceiling
And hit so hard it numbed all feeling
'Twas jizz with real punch

 

[AbsintheFather]

It shot so high it hit the ceiling
And hit so hard it numbed all feeling
'Twas jizz with real punch
plenty enough for a lunch

 

[thebeesknees]

It shot so high it hit the ceiling
And hit so hard it numbed all feeling
'Twas jizz with real punch
plenty enough for a lunch
the taste was often quite pleasing

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

After that, exhaustion set in