Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[37_ttej]

That guy came more than he went.
When he came he was totally spent.
The crowd cried out "More!"
so he picked another whore
No viagra was his only lament!

That's much more accurate, yes

 

[DukeSupernature]

That's much more accurate, yes
He proclaimed as he beat on his chest

 

[37_ttej]

That's much more accurate, yes
He proclaimed as he beat on his chest
Though Tarzan can go

 

[DukeSupernature]

That's much more accurate, yes
He proclaimed as he beat on his chest
Though Tarzan can go
His speech lacks the flow

 

[37_ttej]

That's much more accurate, yes
He proclaimed as he beat on his chest
Though Tarzan can go
His speech lacks the flow
But at fucking me is the most best!

 

[sweetsauce]

That's much more accurate, yes
He proclaimed as he beat on his chest
Though Tarzan can go
His speech lacks the flow
But at fucking me is the most best!

Was that a typo or a secret dream jett?

Oh Jett was a bit of a card

 

[weespanner]

Oh Jett was a bit of a card
As well as a humorous bard

((sweets))

 

[37_ttej]

Oh Jett was a bit of a card
But me dick measure whole yard

(I don't think punctuation is Tarzan's strong suit. Neither is math it seems ... )

 

[weespanner]

Oh Jett was a bit of a card
But me dick measure whole yard
He swings from the trees

 

[37_ttej]

Oh Jett was a bit of a card
As well as a humorous bard
Oft mistook, poor fool


Oh Jett was a bit of a card
But me dick measure whole yard
He swings from the trees
That's vines, not willies

 

[weespanner]

Oh Jett was a bit of a card
But me dick measure whole yard
He swings from the trees
That's vines, not willies
Too late now I'm mentally scarred


Oh Jett was a bit of a card
As well as a humorous bard
Oft mistook, poor fool
(because of the drool)

 

[37_ttej]

Oh Jett was a bit of a card
As well as a humorous bard
Oft mistook, poor fool
(because of the drool)
For an old Literetard.

(new nown )

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Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends

 

[weespanner]

Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
This one starts anew

 

[poppadog]

Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
In the meantime, take heart

 

[weespanner]

Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
This one starts anew
Wife of Bath, thank you!


Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
In the meantime, take heart
Here's to a fresh start

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
This one starts anew
Wife of Bath, thank you!
Where it will take us, just depends


Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
In the meantime, take heart
Here's to a fresh start
And to Auld Lang Syne and amends

 

[sweetsauce]

The new thread is just so exciting

Wee and keds hugs

 

[HellBenttoo]

The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting

 

[sweetsauce]

The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
Come one and cum all

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
To take what we've got


high SS and HB

 

[weespanner]

The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
Come one and cum all
It's sure to enthral


The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
To take what we've got
While we're getting hot

 

[HellBenttoo]

The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
Come one and cum all
It's sure to enthral
The poets of Lit, reuniting


The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
To take what we've got
While we're getting hot
The hormonal fires reigniting

 

[Lia Monde]

In bed, Emma would bounce like a bunny

 

[HellBenttoo]

In bed, Emma would bounce like a bunny
Holding tight to her rhythmless honey