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Two girls had a wedding of joy
Invited nary man nor boy
Crying happy tears
Til a priest soon nears
To flash them with the real mccoy!
Invited nary man nor boy
Crying happy tears
Til a priest soon nears
To flash them with the real mccoy!
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Two bottles of beer on the wall
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Two bottles of beer on the wall
the earthquake let stand for last call
the earthquake let stand for last call
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Two bottles of beer on the wall
the earthquake let stand for last call
But two after-shocks
the earthquake let stand for last call
But two after-shocks
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Two bottles of beer on the wall
the earthquake let stand for last call
But two after-shocks
Disturbed the wall blocks
the earthquake let stand for last call
But two after-shocks
Disturbed the wall blocks
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Two bottles of beer on the wall
the earthquake let stand for last call
But two after-shocks
Disturbed the wall blocks
And then there was no beer at all
the earthquake let stand for last call
But two after-shocks
Disturbed the wall blocks
And then there was no beer at all
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Two bottles of beer on the wall
the earthquake let stand for last call
But two after-shocks
Disturbed the wall blocks
that's what started the free-for-all.
the earthquake let stand for last call
But two after-shocks
Disturbed the wall blocks
that's what started the free-for-all.
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His ex-wife wasn't really that bad
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His ex-wife wasn't really that bad
But she liked to wear panties of plaid
But she liked to wear panties of plaid
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His ex-wife wasn't really that bad
But she liked to wear panties of plaid
And thick woolly tights
But she liked to wear panties of plaid
And thick woolly tights
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His ex-wife wasn't really that bad
But she liked to wear panties of plaid
And thick woolly tights
Obscuring the sights
But she liked to wear panties of plaid
And thick woolly tights
Obscuring the sights
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His ex-wife wasn't really that bad
But she liked to wear panties of plaid
And thick woolly tights
Obscuring the sights
T'was best in her case I might add
But she liked to wear panties of plaid
And thick woolly tights
Obscuring the sights
T'was best in her case I might add
Hornblende
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His ex-wife wasn't really that bad
But she liked to wear panties of plaid
And thick woolly tights
Obscuring the sights
T'was best in her case I might add
For although her legs met at the top
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For although her legs met at the top
Her pubic hair looked like a mop
Her pubic hair looked like a mop
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For although her legs met at the top
Her pubic hair looked like a mop
And as for her arse
Her pubic hair looked like a mop
And as for her arse
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For although her legs met at the top
Her pubic hair looked like a mop
And as for her arse
The hair was not sparse
Her pubic hair looked like a mop
And as for her arse
The hair was not sparse
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For although her legs met at the top
Her pubic hair looked like a mop
And as for her arse
The hair was not sparse
Thus causing his member to flop
Her pubic hair looked like a mop
And as for her arse
The hair was not sparse
Thus causing his member to flop
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For although her legs met at the top
Her pubic hair looked like a mop
And as for her arse
The hair was not sparse
Thus causing his member to flop
She sounds like an excellent catch
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She sounds like an excellent catch
though the carpet and drapes didn't match
though the carpet and drapes didn't match
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She sounds like an excellent catch
though the carpet and drapes didn't match
And as for that ass
though the carpet and drapes didn't match
And as for that ass
weespanner
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She sounds like an excellent catch
though the carpet and drapes didn't match
And as for that ass
I think I will pass
I don't want to cut through a thatch
though the carpet and drapes didn't match
And as for that ass
I think I will pass
I don't want to cut through a thatch
LizVegas79
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She sounds like an excellent catch
though the carpet and drapes didn't match
And as for that ass
too much baking perhaps
though the carpet and drapes didn't match
And as for that ass
too much baking perhaps
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She sounds like an excellent catch
though the carpet and drapes didn't match
And as for that ass
too much baking perhaps
It won't fit through the escape hatch
though the carpet and drapes didn't match
And as for that ass
too much baking perhaps
It won't fit through the escape hatch
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